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Muzza

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About Me


[Ever wandered what Zayn and Danny look like drunk doing the macarena? EHHHH BOGALIMA!]
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Amon-bean and I doing some breathing...I wouldn't advise this to anyone, it caught onto my face when the kerosene came out my nose. Stupid boy. Thanks Kristen!
So uhhh...Sup? I got rid of my year 10 ramblings as they became a bore. Working on the rest of the profile too, soon enough.
In the mean time, entertain your primitive little minds with these:
No more best friends list, either -- I'm working on getting rid of the top friends too. It's all just a bit too silly. However, I've left Hiigish here, because his power is too admirable not to mention.
Ziggy Stardust, Zigg, Hoggy, Hog-but-tart, Ho-but-insignificant, Zuchhini, whatever mood I'm in Hog just makes it a whole lot better [unless he throws up in my room, that kinda pisses me off] A poodle of black, grey butt and chest, and apricot socks, Ziggy is a dreadhead like his bitch, me. One of the few...'things' that really cheer me up. Love you Tart. He has really beady eyes. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

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Mothers... ...also karate and martial arts I have yet to practise, pushing my body's limits constantly, WOODFORD, drawing, most forms of art unless ridiculously simple ie a dot, toying with others minds, being underestimated [yes that does interest me, actually] reading,

being different!

for God's sakes you foolish people clones are not origional, nor are they kool...
I have a major interest in the body modification scene. A big interest in knowledge most dont know, in conspiracy theories and governement corruption [with evidence to back up why I believe in it suprisingly enough]
Mythology has interested me since I was in grade 2 and the occult and spiritual connections, peoples beliefs...
Style. A big thing for me. Whether it be the UK punk scene, or cybergoth, or Jamacain casual - style is a big thing for me.
J Rockstars/Visual Kei. Style. Enough said.
Anyone that dares to stand out and has a sence of being.

I'd like to meet:


Using All The Holes God Gave Me For A Better Purpose
Your mother.

Bridget the Midget!
-UPDATE- I already have met your mother, or parts of her.
I'd like to meet Johnny Depp cause he is the hottest guy thats ever lived. Or God. That would be kool.
Anyone that enjoys Woodford Folk Festival as much as I.
Anyone out there who appreciates art, who is a artist, who likes conspiracy theory convosations, who knows a lot about things that most dont, who enjoys the body mod scene, J Rockstars, metalheads, punks, people who dress funny or differentley and who may enjoy an alternative lifestyle. Anyone interesting [not cliche interesting either]
UPDATE: Check my marvelous discovery, just after I figured out how to fry an egg using the insides of my computer!

Do you not see the resemblance between Captain Planet [he's our hero], Snake from Metal Gear Solid and Kurt Russell?! Holy paracetamol!![
They're reincarnations!!! Praise Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha!!!

How...fucking bizarre.

Music:

Yes, and lots of it.
Alice Cooper : Feed My Frankenstein / GJPix
I've tried to change this section so many times, and it's recently come to my attention if you really want a sample of my Godworthy list of music makers one must perform cunnilingus on me, gagged with an apple whilst being suspended via the buttcheecks.
So uhhh...sod off?

Movies:

Most things with Johnny Depp in them as he's leetzor and is one of the best actors out there, trippy movies, alot of comedy and hardcore martial arts movies. Or anything gory, I was brought up with gory movies. Fight Club is only my favuorite though, along with A Nightmare Before Christmas. Ong-Bak is fucking worshippable. And such. So's Young Master and old kung fu movie alike.

Television:

I don't watch TV except Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Ball Z and the news...because I eat during those times. ...and anything on SBS, SBS is grand.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70%
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Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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Heroes:

I'd have to say Josh from karate, he's like the one dude I look up to there, and Dylan, he's awesome. Bruce Lee, not just cause he's crazy, but if you've read as much as I have about his princiapls, views on general life and body building, and martial arts, you'd understand. Bob marley is really awesome. I shot the Sherrif, so he's outta this list. Bloodninja on the net, he's one of the funniest dudes out there. Individuals. Hippies. They're all kool.

My Blog

Cigarettes WILL Kill Me

So as I was having a morning dub not 20 minutes ago by my window sliding door in my room with a coffee on this notably hot and sunny morn, I took in the warmth of the rays of the burning mass of gas h...
Posted by Muzza on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

The Encounter at the John

It was a beautiful Friday morning, and I had felt the need to indulge in a bit of food to kick start a potentially wonderful day. I ate a kiwi fruit and chilled back to some Mediterranean music, but m...
Posted by Muzza on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST

When I cark it

Bit of a heavy topic usually, but not in this case.So my final bid is that when I do happen to, well, snuff it, I want everyone I've ever known, even if we weren't great friends, even if we haven't ta...
Posted by Muzza on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST

Best feeling for THE FINGERTIPS

Okay, so get a furnace with a glass window on it, wait until its really hot and continuously slide your fingers across it. It makes your fingertips feel marble-capped, and they slide along things real...
Posted by Muzza on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:12:00 PST

The Stars Made Me Smile Tonighht

There is so much more than what we know. There is so much more than what we are.What we understand is nothing in comparison to Beyond.I don't know of a collective word for everything. Existence is onl...
Posted by Muzza on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST

<h1>The First Big Ride!</h1>

Two days ago I had a bit of a tumble on the Eumundi-Noosa Road at the 100km zone infront of some cars. As per usual,  wasnt wearing a shirt or shoes and as a result, took a chunk out of my big to...
Posted by Muzza on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

Forcefed brownies

WE HAVE TO FINISH OFF THIS TRAY OF BROWNIE!!!   I feel so fucking sick, its hell sloppy.   Simon looks like an ewok:   These arnt magic either, we have no actual reason for looki...
Posted by Muzza on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST

I know sugar damages your teeth but this is fucking stupid!

Okay so here I am, feasting on some delicious treats including green jelly bebbies and these dwarf/gnome shaped sweets, when I decide that I'm in the mood for another green jelly baby. I pick it up, p...
Posted by Muzza on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:10:00 PST

Kudos and my plan to get RICH!

Okay, so I got this brilliant idea right -- wait, this is how it goes. No, first I'll tell you what made me think of this astronomical philosophy, well, theory, well, idea. So basically, here I am at ...
Posted by Muzza on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:26:00 PST

Before you bother talking to me...

I beg, read my profile. Not cause I want you to waste your time, but for you to know that I do not tolerate the mindless "err your hotttttt" or whatever the fuck. I may not be normal, but I do have a ...
Posted by Muzza on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST