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Sabotage Valmont

...And I've Probably Been In Your Mouth

About Me


I Will Accept All Bands & Artists...
    I AM:Circa 87 - Go Matty..! Candice's Bulb Experience..! Stiff's Baby Boy..! A Roadie With Scottie..! Omnipresent - Nick..! Rhee's Bruva, From Anuva Muva..! Bec's Coke Nose..! Tegun's Rock 'n' Roll..! Part Of The Chemical Generation... Full Of Contradictions... Forever Changing My Mind... Promiscuous... Bitter... Blunt... Easily Irritated... Somewhat Homophobic... Half Faggot... Obsessed & Moody...

I AM NOT:
    That Guy In Melbourne Who Goes To BANG... Interested In Your Opinions... All That Polite... Reliable... Interested In Your Problems... Nice To People I Don't Know... Considerate Or Complimentary ...

My Music Tastes Are My Own, So Don't Ask... I Like Girls With Weird Eyes, I Like Skinny Junkie Boys... I Prefer Vinyls... I Like To Be With My Friends - I Like To Be By Myself... I Like To Have Strong Opinions With Nothing To Back Them Up... I Like To Complain And Do Nothing To Make Things Better... I Drink, I Smoke, I Take Drugs... I Enjoy Seeing Same Sex Couples, Whether It Involves Me Or Not... I Hate Overly Homophobic People... I Like Quoting Movies To Shut Others Down In An Argument... I Have A Regular Hallucination Named SPEEDY...
Draw Your Own Conclusions - I Just Don't Want To Hear Them...
"What's Your Name? What Have You Had? Reach For The Lasers, Safe As Fuck"..

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My Interests

RAVES!!! And Leaving The Party To Go For A Mini Rave In My Car With Candice!!! 1969 Lincoln Continentals With Suicide Doors..! Making A Tent Over My Bed Out Of Sheets And Sitting Naked While Listening To My Vinyls... When People Think Literal Dancing Is Hot... Sitting In A Car And Talking To A Certain Person Who May Or May Not Exist About Being Commited To An Asylum One Day..! Music... Having Sex With Guitars... Road Trips To Melbourne At 8pm... MY JOURNAL!!! Drawing... Moshes... Skating... Singing... Playing With My Lego... Same As You Probably..!
"A Famous Linguist Once Said That Of All The Phrases In The English Language, Of All The Endless Combinations Of Words, That 'Cellar Door' Was The Most Beautiful..."

I'd like to meet:

Evangeline Lilly!
Kari Byron!
Jennifer Hawkins!
All The Bands I Like And Haven't Already Met... REAL people..! NO FAKES!!!
People With The Following Personality Traits Won't Stay On My List For Very Long...

    People Who Say "OMG, Totally, Like, Soooo Or Yay" In Every Sentence... Anyone Who Tells Me Upon Meeting Them, That They Cut Themselves... People That Always Talk About How Hard It Is To Be Them... Anyone Who Constantly Fishes For Compliments By Saying Things Like "I'm So Fat" Or "I Wish I Was As Hot As You"...

So Choose Your Words Wisely...

Music:

Anything 80's...
Juke Box Saturday Nights!!!
DJ HELLRAISER... COMBICHRIST... CIRCA SURVIVE... THE PRODIGY... NINE INCH NAILS... PENDULUM... TOMANDANDY... INFECTED MUSHROOM.... MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS... DJ TIESTO... DAFT PUNK... MUSE... THE PRESETS... DJ CAFFEINE... MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE... GUNS N ROSES... JOHNNY HOLLOW... FROM FIRST TO LAST... BLOOD BROTHERS... THE FRATELLIS... DURAN DURAN... JACK OFF JILL... PARKWAY DRIVE... AREOSMITH... TOOL... SLIPKNOT... UNDEROATH... ERASURE... ALEXISONFIRE... ROY ORBISON... PANIC AT THE DISCO... THRICE... QUEEN... FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND... SILVERCHAIR... RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS... PRINCE... 30 SECONDS TO MARS... CHEMICAL BROTHERS... DEFTONES... BLONDIE... ROB ZOMBIE... DROWNING POOL... PANTERA... DOPE... CHEVELLE... DEAD POETIC... MARILYN MANSON... HIM... SPARTA... INCUBUS... NIRVANA... K'S CHOICE... THE RED PAINTINGS... INXS... ESKIMO JOE... JIMMY EAT WORLD... CIBO MATTO... BLINK 182... DISTURBED... SUGARCULT... THE CARS... JEBEDIAH... THE ATARIS... PLACEBO... THE VINES... MOTORACE... FOO FIGHTERS... JEFF BUCKLEY... BUSH... SYSTEM OF A DOWN... KITTIE... SUM 41... KILLING HEIDI... EVANESCENCE... CAESARS PALACE... SUPER HEIST... NEW END ORGINAL... GARBAGE... ALIEN ANT FARM... QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE... FOUR STAR MARY... UNWRITTEN LAW... LASH... KIDNEY THIEVES... OASIS... BLUR... BIKINI KILL... THE WHITE STRIPES... THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS... NO DOUBT... STATIC X... COLD PLAY... SPIDERBAIT... BIC RUNGA... JOURNEY... GARY JULES... LAMB... HOOVERPHONICS... THE BEACH BOYS... THE BEATLES... LESS THAN JAKE... MEST... JIMMY HENDRIX... THE DOORS... TRAPT... GOD HEAD... THE VANDELS... LAGWAGON... REMY ZERO... NERF HERDER... FURSLIDE... BIF NAKED... BLACK LAB... JOAN BAEZ... SPLENDID... JANIS JOPLIN... RASPUTINA...

Movies:

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED... NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS... CORPSE BRIDE... CLOVERFIELD... DONNIE DARKO... FINDING NEVERLAND... BLURRED... A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS... BIG FISH... EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS... BATTLE ROYAL... EMPIRE RECORDS... TWIST... SPUN... LAST DAYS... MYSTERIOUS SKIN... TRAVELLING LIGHT... THE DREAMERS... PARTY MONSTER... DIRTY LOVE... THE DOOM GENERATION... LONDON... SLEEPY HOLLOW... INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE... CRUEL INTENTIONS... WONDERLAND... GIRL, INTERUPTED... SILENCE OF THE LAMBS... RED DRAGON... HANNIBAL... HANNIBAL, RISING...

Television:

SKINS!!! DRAWN TOGETHER... FAMILY GUY... FUTURAMA... AMERICAN DAD... SOUTH PARK... SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS... INVADER ZIM... THE SIMPSONS... FAIRLY ODD PARENTS... LOST... SPICKS AND SPECKS...

Books:

Shoovy Jed By Maurine Stewart...
Kurt Cobain's Journals...
Peter Pan By James Matthew Barrie...
A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Daniel Handler (Lemony Snickets)...

Heroes:

KURT COBAIN - Because He Was And Still Is A Brillant Man, No Matter What People Believe..! Read His Journals.....If You're Smart, You'll Understand What I'm Talking About..!