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Lisa

let your freak flag fly.

About Me

hmm...well, i'm most interested in intellectual conversations**drunko conversations**no conversations**people who think**people who question**random humor**the most beautiful, inspiring, evil and weird in art, film and music.

My Interests

film, music, art, dance, literature, voudon culture, zeppelins, wikipedia, vogon poetry, vagina gangsters, pirate bowling, xanadu skating, human oddities, gas masks, big boy

I'd like to meet:

i always want to meet**silly types**intellectual types**evil types**weirdo types**beautiful types**creative types**bubbles**lady in the radiator...

Music:

depeche mode, eagles of death metal, queens of the stone age, the cure, alice in chains, nin, marilyn manson, tool, a perfect circle, rob zombie, ministry, kmfdm, incubus, deftones, duran duran, joy division, roxy music, bjork, nouvelle vague, garbage, peaches, smashing pumpkins, massive attack, muse, portishead, every time i die, radiohead, skinny puppy, chevelle, my chemical romance, rasputina, metric, husky rescue, animal alpha, puscifer, classic case, he is legend, idea of beauty

Television:

whatev

Books:

millay, bukowski, poe, orwell, thompson, palahniuk, vonnegut, stoker, plath, tolkien

Heroes:

those who remain in detroit and chicago during the winter.

My Blog

blame canada

so, canadian currency is worth more than the US$ at this moment in time.  i'm a little pissed right now.  during my youth in michigan, we had a lot of canadian money floating around.  i...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

im only happy when it rains

People from my motherland (Michigan) commonly suffer from Seasonal  Affective Disorder brought on by the lack of sunshine during the LONNNNNG winter months.  A resident from the Great White ...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:42:00 PST

how much wood, ummm...wha??

I know this is not funny and probably pretty uncomfortable, but come on.  Mr. Woods got wood??  What are the odds??  CLASSIC!---------------------------------------------------- ---...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

minivan annihilation

Honestly, I'm really tired of complaining about minivans and their drivers.  They just make it so fuckin' easy though!  I also really do hate to stereotype ALL drivers of mini...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

do as i say, not as i do

that should be the official candidate slogan for all politicians.  what's one of the hottest topics of debate right now?  global warming.  what's another topic?  fuel prices. ...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

it's ok to be at the front of line dying for your country, but...

...if you do so in the Marines with "excessive" ink, be prepared to possibly spend up to 2 yrs. in prison and get a dishonorable discharge.  Hmm, hypothetically speaking, what if the limb you hav...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

heartbreaking

Rat poison found in tainted pet food Animal deaths have led to nationwide recall; news conference scheduled The Associated Press Updated: 12:08 p.m. ET March 23, 2007 ALBANY, N.Y. - Rodent poison h...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

god is my co-signer

Maybe he should have signed the check Jesus H. Christ instead?  Just sayin'... Man Tries to Cash $50K Check from God HOBART, Ind. (AP) - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a ch...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

seeing stars...

...not only because I was just in LA, but because High Life on Sunset was $4.50 a bottle! ps...i miss in n out burger!! pss...i miss buying liquor in an actual LIQUOR store...where liquor belongs&nbs...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

crack tax

In NC, if you sell drugs you are required to pay taxes on them.  For example, taxes on 1 Gram of Heroin is $200...1 Gram of Marijuana $3.50...1 Gram of Cocaine $50.00.  So, if you are ...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST