NO DOUCHES ALLOWED. Here are some things everyone should know.
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
5. Skinny doesn't always equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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Alex
is a Giant Lizard that can turn Invisible, picks up Cars and Throws Them, and has Huge, Sharp Claws and an Extra Head.
Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 6
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