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Bambi

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About Me

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show...

My Interests

I have no life, but I'm really good at freecell.

I'd like to meet:

MC Hammer or a genie

Music:

these arms are snakes, minus the bear, she spits macabre, love like...electrocution, converge, TV on the radio, ISIS, fear before the march of flames, interpol, black cross, the bronx, yaphet kotto, breach, q and not u, stuff i cant think of right now... etc, etc.

Movies:

big trouble in little china.

Television:

trash.

Books:

yes.

Heroes:

Kurt Russell, Demetri Martin & Kurt Russell