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About Me

Andrew was good and John was bad but John was all that Andrew had so he cleared him a room and he made up a bed and Andrew let John move into his head but after awhile it wasn't so clear just who had moved in and who had been there as sometimes John cleaned and kept up the house and sometimes good Andrew was coming home soused so they sat down together and made up a pact and made an agreement on how they should act so all of their friends wouldn't think they were cracked but try as they might they just couldn't hide it and joint parts were joined and divisions divided and the end finally came to a strange little game and Andrew & John were one and the same...

My Interests

Art, Books, Collecting, Food, Drink, The Internet, Movies, Music, Plays, Sports, Television, Travel, Walking, Cleaning, Organizing, Making Lists, Money, Power, Conspiracies, Anthropology, Sociology, Psychology, History, Law, Corporations, Religion, Death, Heaven, Dreams, Flying...

I'd like to meet:

Meeting people makes me nervous.

Music:

Neal Casal, Rosie Thomas, Laura Cantrell, The Beatles, Hem, Iron and Wine, Jay Farrar, Josh Ritter, Kate Rusby, Mindy Smith, Neko Case, The Weepies...

Movies:

Dances with Wolves, Hoosiers, Life is Beautiful, Mask, Million Dollar Baby, My Left Foot, Rainman, Rocky, Slingblade, United 93, The Verdict, Winged Migration...

Television:

30 Rock, Boston Legal, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Ties, Frasier, Friends, Gilmore Girls, House, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Six Feet Under...

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Endless Love, The Firm, The Grapes of Wrath, Interview with a Vampire, James and the Giant Peach, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Of Mice and Men, The Outsiders, Papillon, The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, Where the Red Fern Grows...

Heroes:

Jesus Christ

My Blog

A FLOWER

A flower is a wretched thing Born to Earth and raised by Sky And man stands by and plays at God Sustains with life or makes it die Or plants another in its place And carefully te...
Posted by Andrew & John on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

A DOZEN ALBUMS

The 12 best albums I've heard in my life so far are: Brandi Carlile - Brandi Carlile Dust - Screaming Trees Happy Woman Blues - Lucinda Williams Not the Tremblin' Kind - Laura Cantrell Phases and Sta...
Posted by Andrew & John on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

YOU NEED eMUSIC

If you're a music lover on a budget, forget your local record store where anything that isn't on sale costs 18.99. Forget iTunes. You can even forget BMG and Columbia House and YourMusic...
Posted by Andrew & John on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST

ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS

I wonder how many peanut M&M's I can eat before throwing up I wonder how much Diet Coke I can drink before kissing my tooth enamel goodbye I wish I could wake up whenever I wanted I wish that ...
Posted by Andrew & John on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

THIS IS A TEST

This is a test to see who is out there. If you're reading this, comment on this post with a sentence, any sentence at all. It could be a short one or a long one, anything at all will do (...
Posted by Andrew & John on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

Adults

The older I get the more I realize that the world of adults isn't much different from the world of children--everyone is just older.
Posted by Andrew & John on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

HOW ABOUT A POEM?

"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that...
Posted by Andrew & John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

HEAR ME: BALLAD OF THE BROKEN SEAS

I should've known. It turns out that Isobel Campbell's collaboration with Mark Lanegan on this year's Ballad of the Broken Seas is a gift to music lovers everywhere. I should have figured...
Posted by Andrew & John on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

SHORT STORY: THE CLOSET (part three)

...It was a short, piercing shriek, but then suddenly she was smiling. She folded her arms and put a hand over her mouth, just stifling a giggle. She was LOOKING AT IT, SHE WAS LOOKING DOWN THERE. She...
Posted by Andrew & John on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

SHORT STORY: THE CLOSET (part two)

...Arthur's baseball pajamas clung to him as he stood up quietly. When he slowly pulled open the bedroom door, the hinges creaked, and he froze for a moment, watching Douggie. After a small snore leak...
Posted by Andrew & John on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST