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Natalie

Genuine Fruitloop, certified Goofball!

About Me

I'm a redhead with brown eyes...as you can see by the pic. Love laughing and talking and laugh at my own jokes, even thought they are not that funny. I'm overly perky and energetic. I'm a hopeless romantic and adore old fashioned romance eg. Flowers, sentimental gestures. I'm a firm believer that if you look after your man then he'll look after you. I get colds easily and tend to be a little bit of a drama queen but underneath I'm all squishy! Fell into poetry by accident and my first book was released January 1st 2007, when I got the first copy I cried because I realised those are my innermost thoughts and feelings and now everyone will know about them. Was a very scary concept for me. But if you like poetry it's called "Thursdays Child".....So likes:... My grandparents, My friends that make me so happy I could cry, Stars on a clear night, Smell of a morning in Autumn when it's been raining all night, The sound of rain against the window in the early hours, Fresh cut grass, Meteor Showers, Saturday afternoon old movies, Taking pictures, Ginger biscuits and a glass of milk, Warmth of sunlight on my feet (some things are priceless), Kissing, Dancing like nobody is watching, Honesty, Singing, E-Numbers, Smiling, "The flutters" (that nice feeling when you like someone), anything snow related, Working in Malia, all the great frinds I have made, Vodka and Cranberry, Grabbing a spoon. The sand between my toes, Chasing Fishiiieees in the Ocean, Chasin Cars, The Venue, Zig Zag, Tag Team DJ's, Tag Team Twins! Compassionate people, Old married people (they are so cute), 1985 Dream Glow Barbie, Eating skittles in twos, When elderly people tell stories, Helping people, Selflessness, Jem and the Holograms, Maxie's World, Captain Planet, 80's Cartoons in general, Mum's roast dinner, Mum's Christmas dinner, Christmas, Santa... ...The elves, Christmas TV, Books that make me think, Things that make me grateful I am healthy, Farleys Rusks, And Heinz Pasta Bolognese babyfood, Winter only when it snow and summer but only when it's scorching hot!...Dislikes:... Liars, cheats, smokers, Deal breakers, Friends who use me emotionally, Friends who use me physically, Losing at games, Men that are far too old to perv! Boys that are far too young to pull off wolf whistling, Kids that grow up too quickly, Relationships that don't go anywhere (shit or get off the pot), cheap chocolate, Rain when it's cold and I'm stuck outside and Spiders..(and crabs because they remind me of crusty spiders).
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My Interests

Poetry, reading, clubbing, random drives to far places at 3am. Funny people who don't actually know they are funny. Watching meteor showers, taking long hot showers (sshhh don't tell the water company!) I like to travel, even if it is a walk down the road for (insert latest sweetie craving in here). I like to wallow in self pity when life sucks. Which isn't often. But then I'll find my inner strength and bounce right back. I find things to do, even at 4am I may find myself in the biscuit aisle of Tesco's because it's the only place open. I enjoy making love to someone who gets under my skin, see's my faults and insecurities but doesn't want to run away. Vodka Lemon and Lime, making my own margaritas and getting thoroughly drunk on them!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes me for me

Music:

Jewel, Nora Jones, Nelly Furtado, Incubus, Linkin Park, Gavin DeGraw, Goo Goo Dolls, Silver Chair, Missy Elliot, Counting Crows, Shea Segar, Fall Out Boy, Rob Thomas, Alanis Morrisette, Kelly Clarkson, panic at the disco, the kooks, Paolo Nutini, Green Day, The Fratellis, Lisa Loeb, Aqualung, James Morrisson, all the motown greats, the ratpack, Nickelback, Ashlee Simpson, Heather Nova, Michelle Branch, Faith Hill, Dixie Chicks, all the R'n'B stuff that I can shake it to on my Sunday nights out.

Movies:

Audrey Hepburn movies, The Notebook, Love and Sex, Wedding Crashers, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days...chick flick...chick flick...chick flick! Any Disney/Pixar and anything Marvel.

Television:

That 70's Show, Charmed, Hollyoaks, scrubs, black and white films, Hope and Faith, Less Than Perfect, 8 Simple Rules...mind numbing stuff really

Books:

Jewel, Sylvia Plaith, Charles Bukowski, Pablo Neruda, Sophie Kinsella. Anything that makes me grateful I am healthy. Self help books suck! "How to have the perfect marriage?" Dude, there is no such thing, throw out the book and invest some quality time in the person you said for better or worse with.

Heroes:

My Nana and Charles Bukowski...ooh ooh and Jay and Silent Bob!

My Blog

The true nature of love...

I think the best story is that of the original little mermaid. Not the fluffed up disney version! Before her first visit to the surface the mermaids grandmother attaches oysters to her and even though...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

BTW Boys...please read first!

If you are going to message me, do not: *Ask if I want to talk...the answer will be DELETED! * Ask if I want to be in your tight circle...it's weird! * Ask how I am...you don't know me * Say 'hey cuti...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

FEATHERY STROKER: Rachey, it has to de done!

..> ..> Feathery Strokers: Suggests effeminate qualities which instantly strip a man of all sex appeal.For example men who are sensitive(often the Feathery Strokers defining characteristic), men who...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST

Malia 2007 - 2nd bar to the right and drinking til morning

So it's been the best experience of my life (so far). I've kept a daily journal, taken lots of pictures and generally had a pimping good time. So doing it again next year. I am missed and I am missing...
Posted by Natalie on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:59:00 PST

Me

I'm vain...sometimes superficial but never into my own looks. I fall in love easy but fall out quickly. . I like to check my reflection because I had ugly duckling syndrome when I was little, now I be...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

Please read...a Trogdor moment

   So I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night wondering if the boredom factor is enough to warrant opening up a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food...what am I talking about?...of course it ...
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Life is like a half eaten box of chocolates...all your left with is crap!

Do you ever feel like you are forest gumping your way through life? I'm having a gumpy day. It's easier to be alone than to feel alone.
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

The DHL Man...

So I'm being a lazy bum this morning (Ah the miracles of the unemployed). When I get a knock at the door,  which by the way wakes me from a fantastic saucy dream. So I haul arse out of bed still ...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Thats a nice hole...

I hate telling lies, it makes me feel like shit because I know I am already in trouble. So when I've dug that hole for myself and theres no way out. The best thing to do is to hit yourself over the he...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST