LIE DETECTOR! |
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual pur...
Posted by Purple Selena on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:19:00 PST |
Special High Intensity Training |
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees through our program of,
Special High Intensity Training (S,H,I,T)
We ...
Posted by Purple Selena on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST |
TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 |
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an e...
Posted by Purple Selena on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Idiots of 2006 |
*Number One Idiot of 2006:**I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.**Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter...
Posted by Purple Selena on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST |
My Merry Christmas To You |
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas and a...
Posted by Purple Selena on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST |
The quote of the month |
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the
country from one end to another, and with the ...
Posted by Purple Selena on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST |
