heather

First off, I just have to say how proud I am that I found such a great, cheezy headline, sadly it really does make me "laugh out loud" Oh yeah, that was a total internet joke. That is talent my friend... So about me,I am new to the Philadelphia area and am looking to meet new and cool people. My friends mean the world to me, even when they are thousands of miles away. I love to watch movies, especially comedies, go places with great food, drink tea and watch dvd's when it's raining and cold out side. I am comfortable drinkin beer in a pub with the boys, or cosmo's at a club with the girls. I am a pretty open person with a interesting sense of humor. I am not afraid to fall flat on my face walking down the street, and get up and keep walking.
I don't know if I have an 'ideal' match. But I think that a good personality and sense of humor is a must. Life is too short to take it so seriously, and they should make me laugh, laugh at themselves, and me when I fall down in the street. :) A good converstationalist with similar interests would be nice, as well as someone who won't judge me because of my awful spelling and bad jokes.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start water - spray tub - get in mmmm
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 22
How old do you act? 13
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? working
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no