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Dr. Strangelove

About Me

Note: This guy "Tom" on my friend's list is NOT my friend. I have never met this guy before and I wish him ill will. In fact, I hereby disown "Tom" and all that look like him. I mean, look at that grin on his face.The caption for Tom's picture is this: "I can fit four dead hookers in my new trunk!"Hobbies: I like skiing, jogging, and taking jokes literally, then bottling the resentment until it boils over into an uncontrollable rage years later.Vital Stats: Weight: 190lbs and up Eyes: Two

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My Interests

-Food-Nothing better than a bloody, 16oz steak. -Sleep -Interesting people -Anything that's free -Foreign Accents (Without all those dirty foreigners attached) -Vague Impressions -Passive Aggression -Aggressive Agression -Family secrets -Hair appointments that end in tragedy -Obscure bowling references -Fleeting glances in hardware stores -Depressing fishing stories -Explosions -Fires -Guns

I'd like to meet:

Angus Young of AC/DC Brian Johnson of AC/DC Kim Jong Il of North Korea and Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, Ghengis Khan, Tom Hanks, Bill Murray (Because he's so damn cool that my coolness will jump by a factor of ten just by being near him) ,Steve Martin, and the man who invented background noise.Johnny Cash (God Rest his Soul) Albert Einstein's brother because, like Tito Jackson, he never got much play. Hey, he could be interesting. And I'd also like to meet the guy who tested the first parachute.

Music:

Rock. AC/DC- Metallica- Motorhead- Judas Priest- Van Halen- Rammstein- Dire Straits- Ted Nugent- Def Leppard (The old stuff)- Led Zeppelin- Blue Oyster Cult- Black Sabbath- Ozzy Osbourne- Megadeth- The Who- Sammy Hagar- Bruce Springsteen- Rolling Stones- George Thorogood- Manowar- Pink Floyd- Kiss- Alice Cooper- The Cult- GNR- Joe Walsh- ZZ Top

Movies:

Anything done by the Zucker brothers. There's nothing like a good action movie where things blow up and a minimum of thinking is done by the hero. The only thinking he'd do is .45 calibre worth.

Television:

Is there anything on television anymore?

Books:

I've read a few. They were a little "wordy" for my taste.

Heroes:

People that develop rigid opinions and beliefs, speak in generalities and stereotypes, and stubbornly hold on to ideas that have been proven "dangerous" or "unworkable"

My Blog

Pick Up Lines

These are some pick-up lines that would work if I were King of America i.e. the world. Imagine yourself in a bar or club striking gold with these would-be gems: How's your state quarter collection com...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

Zero G

Summer is almost here and you know what that means? A season filled with lemonade and Dane Cook romantic comedies which will provide us all with a laugh-a-minute or every twenty minutes or so dependin...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:06:00 PST

Justin Stangler: The Unauthorized Autobiography

Experpts: -"One hot August day, a man living in an apartment noticed an unsusual smell permeating the hallway. He traced the smell to apartment 34, which was occupied by a man who was a retired circus...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST

Rebel Flags for Dummies

Rebel flags are stupid. What is more stupid than wearing and/or owning and displaying one? Wearing and/or displaying a rebel flag if you're from North Dakota or any other state not in any way affiliat...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

The Self-Serving Memoirs of Dr. Tom July

I have again received a letter from Tom July, a doctor I met three years ago during my cousin's bowel reconstructive surgery. Cryptically, he continues to send diary entries to me through the mail in ...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

Good Liquor

This will be one of only a small amount of "venting" blogs I will write, so pay attention. One of my vivid hates are people that buy expensive alcohol and mix it up with soda pop. Here's a real life ...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST

Meat Mail

I am currently going through with a business venture called "Acres of Meat". It is my restaurant idea. Now don't go killing yourself trying to find the location of my restaurant in the yellow pages b/...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

Myspace Tom: The True Story Revealed

Everyone knows MyspaceTom. He's the guy who is added to your friends list as soon as you join myspace. However, no one knows Tom or if he's even real or not. What I am about to tell you all is a revel...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

The Self-Serving Memoirs of Dr. Tom July

I remember some years past when I had quite a wonderful experience. I had the priviledge of knowing old man Jerlow. It was the summer of '68 and I had been sentenced to community service after I crash...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

The ill Will Tour Pt 1

Things I'd like to see: -An astronaut getting attacked by killer bees in a weightless environment -A full length movie of people stubbing their toes -A college professor with the nickname "Termite" or...
Posted by Dr. Strangelove on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:12:00 PST