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Chris

Common sense is the genius of humanity. -Goethe

About Me

**My biographer is currently preparing a passage for this section.**
Dopplegangers Can Cook:

Love it:

Can't Stop Watching:

My Interests

my cognitive/physical addiction to Heather · machines that travel at high velocity · things both natural and man made that destroy incomprehensible amounts of matter · any biological entity too small to see with the naked eye that is capable of infecting massive amounts of other biological entities thousands of times its size · anything that can be described as "hotter and/or brighter than the sun" · the act of a fissure opening up at the bottom of a lake and subsequently draining the entire body of water · superconductors · particle accelerators · anything that tastes yummy · cars too expensive for me to buy · scoffing at the President of the United States of America when he vetoes a bill that will allow for funding of interest groups and organizations that aim to exterminate certain afflictions and diseases by experimenting with stem cells of embryos that were slated for destruction anyway ·

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has had to survive hordes of blood-thirsty zombies, as well as zombies who have participated in said blood-thirsty hordes.
Endless Zombie Rampage

Music:

White Zombie, Tool, STP, Static-X, Spineshank, Slipknot, Silver Chair, Sepultura, A Perfect Circle, Pantera, Ministry, Mad Season, Godsmack, Filter, Disturbed, Deftones, Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains, Circa Survive, The Mars Volta... Doors, Grand Funk, Doobie Brothers, America, Grass Roots... Beethoven, Vivaldi, Albinoni, Bach... Gypsy Kings... Busdriver, Cannibal Ox, Deltron, Mr. Lif... Lords of Acid, Massive Attack, KMFDM (MDFMK too), Frontside, Juno Reactor, Autechre, Underworld, Union Jack

Movies:

Old Boy, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Akira, Cowboy Bebop, The Abyss, Alien, and more I can't think of...

Television:

Whatever is on...

Books:

Sword of Truth Series, Night's Dawn trilogy, Gaean trilogy, Dark Tower Series, House of Leaves, Space Odyssey series, Rama, Excession, Against a Dark Background, Project Farcry

Heroes:

Those who fight for and preserve beauty.

My Blog

This Is Necessary

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still, until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And h...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

A Satire of My Morning

            A man I work with told me the most interesting story this morning. He wonderfully cooed an opening like most masters of story telling do. He b...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:11:00 PST

Dear Pilot

Painting: Cygnus by Les Edwards Space held nothing for you, dear pilot, but the promise of payment. Interesting; your family matters more than anything else within that dead vacuum, and so, you leave...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST

Turn to the Sky

What goes on when we are not looking? For that matter, what goes on when we have not even risen into existence yet? Take all your calculations, answers, theories, hypotheses, ideas, dreams, fancies, s...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

Smile Upon This Rebirth

Smile upon this rebirth, usurper. Show us the way. Leave your sojourn and walk in these streets; we have paved them with the teeth of all who said to you, "No." Posters of a rising phoenix are but ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

New B/W Photos

Ancient military bunkers lie hidden in forest in Houston.A building near the bunkers.Old, but still a sign of technology....
Posted by Chris on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:52:00 PST

The Course of Empire

Thomas Cole's paintings. My words. The Savage StateWe began, but only after a few billion years had passed by. It isn't like we happened into existence ("we" being the descendants of somewhat simila...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

Abstract Art

My first attempt at a more abstract art. I don't know what to call it. It doesn't mean or symbolize anything. It just kind of... happened. That's what I'll call it.It Just Kind of Happened...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:48:00 PST

Lessons for Life: Birds

I'm beginning to warm up to the idea of killing one bird with two stones. It's time to foster in a new school of thought. Two birds with one stone is just too flighty (pun intended dammit). You h...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST

I'm a Monster. I'm a Rockstar. I'm a Red Bull.

Ah yes... how I love drinking something that has a warning as such: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT OR NURSING WOMEN, OR THOSE SENSITIVE TO CAFFEINE. Run away from me little children! I am drin...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:30:00 PST