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About Me

I'm Shaun, or to some of you, The Jester. I'm a die-hard fan of progressive music, my favorite bands being Dream Theater, Fates Warning, and Symphony X (I basically worship James LaBrie, Ray Alder, and Russel Allen.) I act, write, direct; all that good stuff. I have far too many nicknames... Jester (Because that's what I am), King of Diamonds (Greed Incarnate), Desert Island Nightmare (Crowned so by Student Council), Krispy (Long story...), Baron Backhand (From when I played Tennis), and a few others that escape me at the moment. So.. yeah.
OUR STN SWEET SIXTEEN MASTERPIECE! CHECK IT! YEAH!!
The trailer for the fake movie, ECR the Movie, which aired on my school's news show, EC-Eye. This segment features an attack on El Camino Real by neighboring schools, Taft and Canoga. All the stars of EC-Eye (Nick Chamien, Jon Sanders, John Gabbai, Trashogun, ECIA, and Jack Bernard) rise up to defend their school grounds. This segment was basically my baby and I think it turned out great. Enjoy.
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My Interests

Moments from "Chaos in Progress," Dream Theater making the album Systematic Chaos.
(Creative Writing)
(Directing)
(Acting)
(Singing)
(Reading)
(Knife Throwing)
(Wrestling)
(Music)
(Concerts)
(Chillin')

I'd like to meet:

(Alexandra Michelis)
(Terry Goodkind)
(James LaBrie) X
(John Petrucci) X
(John Myung) X
(Mike Portnoy) X
(Jordan Rudess) X
(Henry David Thoreau)
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
(Ray Alder)
(Randy Orton)
(Chris Jericho)
(Kevin Moore)
(Ryan Stiles)
(Slash)
(Christopher Walken)
(Derek Sherinian)
(John Arch)
(Charlie Dominici)
(Jimmy Kimmel)

Music:

THE TOP TEN,
(Dream Theater)
(Fates Warning)
(Symphony X)
(Killswitch Engage)
(Kamelot)
(Black Label Society)
(Within Temptation)
(Lacuna Coil)
(Metallica)
(Type O Negative)

OTHER FAVS
(Sugar Daddy and the Pimp Canes)
(Redemption)
(Drist)
(E Nomine)
(Evanescence)
(Kid Rock)
(Liquid Tension Experiment)
(Kamelot)
(Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
(E.S. Posthumus)
(Megadeth)
(Danzig)
(Charlie Dominici)
(Iron Maiden)
(Nightwish)
(Lordi)
(Shadows Fall)
(Rammstein)
(Pink Floyd)
(Rush)
(Metallica)
(Dark Moor)
(Dragonforce)
(Soilwork)
(Romeo vs Juliet)
(Sebastian Sidi)
(System of a Down)
(Muse)
(Celtic Frost)
(Thessera)
(Crown of Thorns)

Nothing Else Matters (Live) by Metallica w/ The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra

Bye Bye Beautiful by Nightwish

What Have You Done? by Within Temptation

Bleed For Me (Live) by Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society

Layla (Live) by Eric Clapton

Movies:

THE TOP TEN,
(The Boondock Saints)
(V for Vendetta)
(Spinal Tap)
(The Prestige)
(Interview with the Vampire)
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
(Hero)
(Smokin' Aces)
(Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust)

OTHER FAVS
(House of 1000 Corpses)
(The Devil's Rejects)
(American Beauty)
(The Green Mile)
(Revolver)
(Master of the Flying Guillotine)
(Evil Dead II)
(House of Flying Daggers)
(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)
(The Prophecy I-IV)
(Saw)
(Se7en)
(Final Fantasy Advent Children)

Television:

(Whose Line Is It Anyways)
(Deadwood)
(House)
(The Sopranos)
(Mortal Kombat Conquest)
(WWE)
(Family Guy)
(Full Metal Alchemist)
(The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Books:

(The Five People You Meet In Heaven)
(THE SWORD OF TRUTH SERIES)
(Fahrenheit 451)
(Walden)
(Black Hawk Down)
(Shadow of the Xel'Naga)
(Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles)
(Diablo: Legacy of Blood)

Heroes:

(TERRY GOODKIND)
(James LaBrie)
(Rayne Summers)
(Emperor Jagang)
(Maddox)
(Mitch Hedberg)
Quotes
"Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed." ~Terry Goodkind"
"Playing the lion being led to a cage, I turned from a thief to a beggar, from a God to "God save me." ~James LaBrie
"Think of me as a Guardian Angel... with a shotgun... and a low tolerence for bullshit." ~Me
"No, with him it would be 'Sit back and shut up. I'm driving.'" ~Mum
"Not a sports page, not a magazine. But a sports page, a fuckin' sports page! YEAH!" ~Evan
"Now, the world shall pay a far greater toll, for I have returned. I am Kel'Thuzad... Your curiosity will be the death of you." ~Kel'Thuzad
"It's called Speed Stick! It's not a sports page!" ~Evan
"Ah fuck, a roach coach. Goddammit, we're in Ghetto Hell." ~Scotty
"Hidden cameras.......YEAH!" ~Kylen Deporter
"'Steam, A Turkish Bath?!' If they carry that shit, why can't they carry porn?!" ~Dad
"Amusing... Tassadar, your taste in companions grows ever more inexplicable." ~Judicator Aldaris
"You fairy!" ~Al Pacino
"Boy, if you're going out in the rain, wear a coat." ~Dad
"You cannot master victory until you have first mastered defeat." ~Zhuge Liang
"Devon: Hey guys, I lost my keys."
"Hendrix: Call your phone then- Wait a minute..."
"Me&Evan: HAHAHA! What a dumbass. You're so drunk."
"Hendrix: I'm not drunk!"
"I could watch Wheel of Fortune and eat a cold turkey sandwich during the act! That's how bored I am!" ~Alexandra Michelis
Inside Jokes Holy Diver! ~Me/Evan/Eli
"Check it!" ~Kylen
The War ~Daniel
"Yeeeah!" ~Kylen
Blue Jew ~Michael
Fuck Jenga! ~Me
Sports Page ~Evan
RWLRWLRWLRWL ~Me
Leather Jacket ~Beckerman
Strange Birds ~Alex

My Blog

Nov 12-14, 2006

Wondering why I haven't been posting daily? Because I've been working with a music making program, and I have FINISHED my masterpiece. The King's Court An 80 minute wonder of all my favorite bands. Dr...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

Nov 8-Nov 11, 2006

Sorry bout no blogs lately. Been doin' a lot of homework and I'm reading a great fuckin' book... Except for the fact that the main villians are all blonde, gay, and pedophiles... Sounds like Hitler's ...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST

Nov 7, 2006

Casting has been completed for Don't Blink II !!! YAY!!! This means I can start writing the screenplay again! I've already finished five scenes, a total length of eight or nine pages, and equating int...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Nov 6, 2006

Reasons I'm Pissed: I had to miss Tanisha's party cause my mom was being a bitch... I couldn't go to Tower Records cause my mom was being a bitch... I'm out of Snapple... Reason's I'm Happy: I'...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Nov 3-5, 2006

Forgive the lack of blogs as of late... I'm grounded and have little time to do stuff online. So, for today... Some REAL news. ZOMG WTF?! REAL NEWS?!? SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS BEEN SENTENCED T...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Nov 1-2, 2006

Sorry about no blog yesterday. I've been way to busy on this damn chemistry assignment. But, it turned out nice, so I can't complain. Anyways... Some news I've heard concerning upcoming ...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Oct 31, 2006

Happy All Hallows Eve my friends! Tonight is Evan's Halloween party thing, and so far, it's fun. (I got there at 4:30, left at 6:00 for tutoring, and am returning at 7:45 for more fun! It is currently...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:25:00 PST

Oct 30, 2006

Tomarrow is All Hallows Eve. The day of ghosts, ghouls, cavities, and freaks trying to look scary. In my opinion, the point of Halloween is not necessarily dressing up as something scary, but somethin...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

Oct 29, 2006

After a total of five days, I have FINISHED watching every episode of Mortal Kombat Conquest!! THE CURSE IT BROKEN! THANK YOU GOD!! The ending ruled. For those familiar with the characters, you...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Oct 27-28, 2006

Well, Saturday night was officially my Evanescence concert. How was it? So-so. Their new album, The Open Door, is good, but has a lot of slow, mellow, piano tracks, which outnumbered their heavier, pe...
Posted by Jester [The Slide] on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST