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melhunnie!@#$

try to hit me with the shoulder lean

About Me


live your life
one night at work, i skated my shift, and thought about what i could write in my about me because no one uses myspace anymore so no one will see this plus work just bores me that much. ridiculous ? no no silly, i waste time well.
here we go.
i have, 13, or eh, 13-20ish kids. i can't really get out an exact number because 3 of them like to dissapear a lot and like 4 run away a lot, but it's okay they all came out looking really ugly so they all live in the basement.
now don't worry we feed them.
(every other day and on holidays ! good deal right ?!)
i tend to like animals more then people, but i swear i will not grow up a cat lady, unlike them i will shower, and i will have a husband, or two.
helen keller.
scotch tape.
i find school extremely pointless
i only need basic math for my stripping job, i just count singles.
but no really if i could i'd take 7 art classes and gym in a heart beat.
me and art are bfflzzz.
crack whores tend to stalk me.
i'm kinda ridiculously amazing at canoeing, i'm glad god gave me gifts that you know i can use to make money or you know gifts that are good to have? and not ones that don't have any good use.
like i can fit a quarter and shoot marbels out of my belly button.
thanks god !
i also can predict the endings of tv shows, or you like know whats going to happen next, i pretty much new marissa was going to die on the oc.
speaking of the oc i think i've seen marissa cooper, ryan atwood, and seth cohen more then i've seen some of my friends this summer, it's okay though, i love my friends, and the oc.
my friends are no doubt better then yours,really.
so what if they sometimes almost accidently kill me, like with van doors, or chemcials, or falling objects, they are still DA BEST i like food but i don't really like chinese food, the rice is okay.
i like spanish rice better, you know cause i'm puerto rican :)
my friends like to tell me i'm puerto rican a lot by like screaming minority out there windows,love them for real.
drummerguy541: caffine's for wimps
drummerguy541: herione is what champions use
hopefully i will stop working at iceline.
but i'm not going to lie thanks to that job my self-esteem is REALLY high.
so if you hear me say i'm pretty, or amazing or anything just know its because i work at iceline.
but soon that job will end and i think i'm going to end up in hollywood.
BUT i pray to baby jesus that i will not end up like bspears.
well i mean i can as long as its the pre-physcoheadshavingbabymakingmarryingkfedandgoinginsane bspears
50 cent reminds me of a rabbit, but i like him, poor lil rich is my fave song.
i'm going to get HI now. YAYYYYYYYZ

My Interests

hustling, crack, some more hustling, a little more crack.. totally a crack addict.

I'd like to meet:


i want to meet jtbaby and mr.antgreen
i'd marry either of them in a heart beat :]

Music:

my ipod plays great music.

Movies:

just friends

Television:

la nina de la mochila azul

Books:

read it.

Heroes:

all of my friends, seriously.

My Blog

im artsy :)

jack johnson drawings. notice the hidden ms. hahaha yeah the guitar head isnt finished.. shut up pictures i took because im stupid. :D     ...
Posted by melhunnie!@#$ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:19:00 PST

"the 12 signs of falling in love" twisted.

the 12 signs of falling in loveBody: 12 SIGNS OF FALLING IN LOVE13. You stalk him..her till they go to bed, and when they do you climb into a tree and watch, and watch, and orgasim and watch.what the ...
Posted by melhunnie!@#$ on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:11:00 PST

kenny && the boys

i drew the starting line.. well.. i didnt finish there faces but.. here it is.. yeah thats the best kind of pic i could get on here,, heres what the real photo is   well, im out.. ...
Posted by melhunnie!@#$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST