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Black PleKlytas

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This is me. I've been hurt more times than I can count, and I've others more times than I can remember. But all of this was just part of my actual growing up. I'm an EXE-Q-U-TIVE Do u know what that means? I excel in all forms and walks of LIFE. I wanted HER to be around but obviously she's chosen not to be. I have so many scars. I have been gettin scarred up since my sophmore year. But Now, despite all the bullshit, Im stronger than I ever could've been before. Thanks to everyone who's has had a hand in making me miserable, who's betrayed me, who left me behing. You've made me THAT MUCH stronger. And special thanks to the 2 of Ya'll. This IS the NEW and IMPROVED Shane Johnson

My Interests

Writing NOVELS, I wrote 3 of 'em.... -Chayatocha -A Form Of Godliness -Ice Being Fresh By Any Means Necessary Stacking Chips, and Blocks like LEGOS Shopping Balling Hard with my dogs Stunting Cars Clothes Cell Phones Video Games Sports Hot Babe Chicks Electronics Sleeping

I'd like to meet:

My Grandmother on my father's side My GrandFather on my mother's Fabolous LeBron James Jesus Jay-Z Young Jeezy Lance Armstrong Blu Da Vinci Faith Evans Persia White Toccara(from america's next top model) Tracey Edmonds
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Full Name:: Shanathan Jon-Cal MuthaFuckin Johnson III
Birthday:: The Day The World Began-October 1st, 1985
Birthplace:: NewPort News, Virginia
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Black
Height:: 6'1
Weight:: 140
Right handed or Left handed?: Ambi- 1 of the Gifted Kids!!
Your Heritage:: African-American
My Worst Habit:: Blowin Money Fast Like BMF
Zodiac Sign:: Libra Baby!
Shoe Size:: 10.5
Pants Size:: I aint got no hips
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: I dont even kno no more....
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Rust Brown TimberLand Boots
Your Weakness:: Them Thickie-Thick Girls, Exclusive Kicks, College Parties, Cell Phones, High-Priced Clothes, Fitted Hats
Your Fears:: Losing the few things that I cherish that i still have left that are actually worth holding on to, Not Graduating college
Your Perfect Pizza:: Domino's Thin Crust Extra Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: I HAVE TO GRADUATE THIS YEAR.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Ay
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Imma Sleep 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature:: Smile. Paid 8 stacks for the Grill
Your Bedtime:: Wheneva i finish everything
Your Most Missed Memory:: My Momma before the decision
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Red- Runnin With Them Bloods Now
Food?: Domino's Thin Crust Extra Pepperoni
Sport?: FootBall
Animal?: Lion
Ice Cream?: Chocolate
Candy?: Jolly Ranchers
Store?: Does eBay count?
Salad Dressing?: Italian
Actor?: Brad Pitt
Song?: 'In The Air Tonight'- Phil Collins
Letter?: S
Number?: 72203
Gum?: Bubblicious Sour Apple
Holiday?: My Birthday
Season?: Fall
Toothpaste Flavor?: Aim Green
Radio Station?: Q93 or Max 94.1
Perfume?: Whateva my boo wears...
Scent besides perfume?: Izzy Miyake
Body part on the opposite sex?: Chest
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A MuthaFuckin Leged
How Do You Want To Die?: Dyins Not An Option. I GOTTA Live 4eva...
Turn ons:: Thick Chicks, High Heels, Short Skirts, Tube Tops
Turn offs:: Booty Braids, Brooke's Ugly Feet, 1 Gold
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Marlon, Im his Dad
Who's The Loudest?: Coach Mason
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: KP
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Well since Marlon and me aint cool no more, i guess that makes Jamal the longest tenured friend
Who's The Shyist?: Jarrett! Whats up D-Wade??
When Have You Cried The Most?: When my Mom had her surgery
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Being with my niece
Worst Feeling?: being in that nursing home
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Im Grown. I wanna live in my house
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: My Work Ethic
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Again, DYING IS NOT AN OPTION. I HAVE to live 4EVER...
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Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: hoes ova dea
What a nice: pair of nikes, i got those in my closet
Where did all the: bad bitches go?
Why can't we: jus be friends?
Silly, little: stupid ass
Isn't it weird that: when cats get a little shine they think they can box with?
Never under any circumstance: will i turn my back on my moms
I wish: that my house was rebuilt and school was over
Everyone has a: soulmate
I am: Gwendolyn's Son.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Too Many Times. I aint got an ICEBOX. The truth is I aint shit.
Been To Juvie?: Nah but I done smashed a Juvie tho....
Mooned Someone?: Nah...
Been Rejected?: Hell Yah. U can't hit homeruns all the time...
Ran Away From Home?: Nope. I don't RUN.
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: hell No
Skipped School?: yah
Thought About Suicide?: Neva
Slept Outside?: Yep
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yep
Cried In School?: Yep
Thrown Up In School?: Yep
Wanted To Be a Model?: Nah. Pro Athlete
Cheated On Someone?: Yep. And I used to regret it, but I don't anymore
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yep
Seen A Dead Body?: Yep, everytime i look in the mirror
Been Bitched Out?: Yep
Drank Alcohol?: Yep
Smoked?: Nope
Been On Drugs?: Nope
Eaten Sushi?: Imma do that 2morrow nite
Been On Stage?: Yep.
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yep
Shoplifted?: Yep
Been Drunk?: Nah Dog I gets HAMMERED.
Been Called A Tease?: Yep
Been Beaten Up?: Yep
DO YOU
Swear?: Shit Yah. Who the Fuck doesn't?
Sing Well?: I sing betta than anyone YOU KNOW...
Shower Daily?: Nah
Want To Go To College?: Yah. I wanna do Grad School tho..
Want To Get Married?: Yah. And I already kno 2 who.
Believe In Yourself?: Hells Yah
Get Motion Sickness?: Nope
Think You Are Attractive?: Im SEXY. The Girls The Girls They Love Shane
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yah
Like Thunderstorms?: Yep
Play An Instrument?: Piano
Own An IPOD?: I own 2
Pray?: Not as much as I should
Go To Church?: Not as much as I should
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: Yah. In My Head
Dance In The Rain?: Yep
Sing In The Shower?: Man I have CONCERTS in the shower
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: Burger King
Single or Group Dates?: Single. I wanna get her in ISO
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Stop askin me the same damn questions!! Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: TV
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar
Adidas or Nike?: Its Like A Nike Campaign the way the boy JUST DO IT
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese. Mexican's r CRAZY. Trust me I know
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Corn Flakes
Cake or Pie?: Cake
MTV or VH1?: VH1
Blind or Deaf?: Blind
Boxers or Briefs?: No Drawers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Hell Yah
Write With Both Hands?: Yep
Whistle?: Yep But I can REALLY HUM MY ASS OFF!!!
Blow A Bubble?: Yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yep
Cross Your Eyes?: Yep. But my Moms always said they'll get stuck...
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yep
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Yep. I got a Big Nose and a HUGE Tongue, what'd u expect?
Dance?: Nah.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Hell Yah
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Ade
You Talked To On The Phone:: JP
You Instant Messaged:: Kory
You Hugged:: Kendall
You Yelled At:: That Bitch
You Played A Sport With:: Diddy
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Earlier in Bruff
Time You Cried?: 2 weeks ago
Movie You Watched?: Glory Road
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: DoubleMint
Joke You Told?: I dont tell jokes
Song You've Sung?: Farewell by Ciara
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: In my dorm room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Nothin. The Damn Blinds are down
Are You Listening To Music?: Yep
What Are You Wearing?: Black Tee, Evisus, Brown Timbs
What's On Your Mousepad?: I aint got a mouse
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yep
Do you believe in miracles?: Yep. I live 1 everyday
Magic?: Yep
Love at first sight?: Yep
God?: Yep
Satan?: Yep
Ghosts?: Yep
Santa?: Yep. BEHOLD THE POWER OF SANTA!
Evolution?: Yep. Ive Evolved. I was GOOD but NOW Im GREAT...
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: Man
Fav Hair Color:: Im
Short or Long Hair:: Not
Height:: Answering
Weight:: This
Best Clothing Style:: BULLSHIT!!
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: I guess Japan. I done went everywhere else
Number Of CD's I Own:: close to 500
Your Good Luck Charm:: Rex The Cow
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: Yep
Person You Hate Most:: She knows who she is
Most Outdated Phrase:: Say Red
Do you think God has a gender?: Yah. Thats why he made men 1st
Where do you think we go when we die?: To Hell if we dont pray
How many rings until you answer the phone?: as few as possible
What is something scientists need to invent?: anuerysm recovery medicine
Are you a health freak?: Yep. Im a HEALTHY FREAK ME
Are you a virgin?: Yah. To gettin it in the Ear
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: To The Sun
What is the worst weather?: Rain
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Hells No. G.I. Joes, Transformers, and Power Rangers
How many grades have you failed?: None
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Music:

Da GoonZ(What Up Bonka!) Young Jeezy Fabolous(My Mentor) JAGGED EDGE Jay-Z DJ Clue & DJ Drama Bounce Avril Lavigne T.I. Joe Budden(U NOW Listenin 2 Da Growth) Usher Pharell, The Clipse & The Re-Up Gang The DiploMats Teedra Moses Anthony Hamilton

Movies:

AnchorMan The Naked Gun Series Snatch Days Of Thunder The Program Fight Club Freddy Got Fingered Year Of The Bull Zoolander EndLess Waltz Revenge Of The Sith Love Dont Cost A Thing(I AM Al Johnson) But Im A Cheerleader The Stepford Wives The Butterfly Effect The State Property Series

Television:

SportsCenter Family Guy TriGun College GameDay TransFormers Voltron Yo MTV Raps Girlfriends(Lynn will u be my B-A-B-Y?) American Gladiators(What Up Nitro?) Cowboy Bebop

Books:

-Anything not related to Political Science Blood & Chocolate River Of Doubt The MapMaker's Wife A Shark Never Sleepsfound this fashion layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

Heroes:

My Mama and Daddy Jesus LeBron James Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant Phil Knight Jay-Z