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Captain Cockles

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Im just a normal homie from The Stoft, The hard streets of sunny Lowestoft UK.
By day i hunt my precious bounty from the ocean's depths and by night i run a pirate radio station broadcasting to all marine life within 500 nautical miles of me boat, Oooh Arrr.

Im a simple fisherman with simple needs, good music, good weed good people and good times.

I dont tend to get much attention from the ladies, im not sure if its the months of isolation i sometimes spend during peak seasons, or the fact i smell like a squids testicles, but i am always on the look out for that special someone to share my TV dinners with.

Recently the fish have stopped talking to me, which has made the days pass alot slower, so I brought my trusty decks aboard and now I keep those bastard fish awake all night,
HAHAHAH.

Me rippin up tha mic at a recent event

My Interests

KEEPING IT REAL, Mixing, Music, Women, Cockles and smoking some lovely sticky green stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Other gangster fishermen like myself, and other creative people, for walks on the beach and chats about glocks.

Music:

I mostly play Drum and Bass on my boat, the fish seem to love it the harder the better, those dirty bastards..

When I chill i'll listen mostly to hip hop and breakbeat. I do however like a wide range of other musical genres, i have the Pokemon movie soundtrack on loop when i sleep.

Heroes:

The Moonanites,,Howard Marks,, Bez (for making a career out of a tamborine and lots of drugs),, Captain Birdseye (THAT BASTARD),, Salty Joe,, Me Mum,, Ghandi,, Randall,, Sweet Old Mary Jane