Mike Mason

Well here's the deal, I really like MySpace. I'm not one of those people who try and act like I don't like it, but go on it 256 times a day! Sept-Feb is the best time of my life because football is on every Sunday and Monday and sometimes even Thursday, go Patriots!!! I plan on someday retiring and moving to New Jersey where I can moto Englishtown in the 30+ plus class, I'm sure Barry Carsten will still be out there. I love Qdoba with all my heart, Steak burritos are fabulous. I have lots of parties at Club 199 because it's fun and I enjoy Coors Light and chicks so it's the perfect combo. Paris airport, LAX, and Chicago O' hare can kiss my ass!! My mom and dad rule, my mom is an excellent cook and my dad says "fuck" alot. I'm a low motivated FMX rider who's more into the show and excitement factor than the foam pit, lame course, judged factor, I'm not learning a flip to 1 hand land so I can go from 6th to 4th sorry. I like Iced tea alot. I play guitar, but very poor and it's almost painful to listen too when I crank up the amp. I lovvve text messaging, it pretty much saves me when I'm super bored. I once got a bronze medal at X games and ripped Jim Mcneil off in the process, won a dew tour and ripped Nate Adams off in the process and crashed on a double grab and broke my collerbone, ripping off my self esteem in the process. I like going onto youtube and checking out chicks Queefing, Syn Gates playing guitar, or 8 year old kids getting 100% on expert on Guitar Hero. I like making cool away messages on AIM. My Sidekick does not leave my hand unless I am riding. If you wanna come party at my house you better add, DrinkyB, Bubbs, Empire, and Jorge because they are my roomates/buddies so you best get along with them!!! And if I get one more friend request from a dude with no shirt on flexing his stomach I'm gonna freak out, Speedy is the only one I'd let slide on this subject. Damn freaks!!! I think Superflip levers are the lamest thing in FMX, I wish I was good enough to learn different flip tricks so I wouldn't have to use them. Jackass is a shitty show, it amazes me the way people can make income in this world. I'm afraid of the ocean and all the creepy shit that swims around in it. Cholula hot sauce is friggin awesome, I'll put it on anything.