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Ringtones ... ... ...I am the pale angry giant. I like the person but the general population in mass has created an uncompromising mistrust and dislike in my personality. My addictive issues are unrelenting but I have come to the conclusion that drugs, sex and oreos are all addicted to me. Im a very outgoing, slightly insane individual with a white man's ass and a penchant for asian women. .. I wouldnt consider myself to be evil but it def seems like im trying. Im extremely desensitized and I (as guilty as my overactive conscience makes me) will usually laugh when someone gets hurt or falls down I cant help it. Ill laugh at my own mother and then feel horrible about it.....then Ill laugh again its a very vicious cycle. I am considerate and respectful as long as you are the same way to me, but I also know what I want and couldnt care less about boyfriends, husbands etc. There are billions of people in the world and I plan on meeting as many different categories and personalities as I possibly can. I have very few true friends and ALOT of acquaintences. ... ... ... Originally from Wash. State I grew up on one of the many entrances onto Highway 666. I am SEVERLY addicted to women and oreos but the only thing that distracts me from either is MUSIC. I've had an electric orgasm with a sexy PRS Mahogany and have also found the cheapest form of Anger Management therapy by pounding on drums. ... ... I LOVE human reactions whether negative or positive and can't stand people that cant accept truth, no matter how brutal. I've passed many thresholds of insanity and have begun to accept the fact that there is an extremely fragile line between crazy and normal and have yet to determine which is more pleasant. ... The only religious and political efficacy I have is free will. As long as my free will doesn't impede other's free will I consider my life to be good. I am completely loyal to any and all of my friends and acquaintences and will always have respect for them. I will totally admit that I depend on every single color that my true friends bring to a black and white world. Confused yet??? ME TOO! -Every Time I Try To Go Where I Really Wanna Be Its Already Where I Am....Cause Im Already There- Serj Tankien ... ...

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Ringtones I fucking LOOOOOOOVE drums. Music is the only thing I love more than women...mostly anyways there are some asian girls ive met that could take my money, my house and my pride and I would still be like "I LUUUUUVS YOU." I dig Basketball, Soccer and Hockey and play them whenever I can. I rock out with my cock out any chance I get and have an affinity for streaking and sex in public places. LOVE SNOWBOARDING!!! Eating is a hobby of mine and for some reason I love to slap my ass before I leave my room. I dig surrealist art and love it when people can disconnect from their inhibitions... ... .. H.R. GIGER... ... ... ... MISS SATURNE... ... ... ... MICHAEL HUSSAR... ... ... ... ... RAMIRO RODRIGUEZ... ... ... ... SALVADOR DALI... ... ... ... ... ... ... ESCHER... ... ... ... HIERONYMUS BOSCH... ... ... ... ... ... CHAGALL... ... MAGRITTE... ... ... JOEL PETER WITKIN... ... ... ... ... ... ... HERBERT BAYER... Love Soccer, Snowboarding, skiing, swimming, playing drums, traveling, VACATIONS!!, Basketball, playing music, playing music and playing ALOT of music, live shows, WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN, ummm women. .. ... ... ... ...

I'd like to meet:

Fatima (LOOOOOVE YOU!) ... Saturne (my sexy french planet) ... Tequila (hottie!) ... ... Danny Carey (God of Thunder) ... ... Shannon Sossamon (HOTTIEEEEEE!) ... ... Trent Reznor (who doesnt?) ... ... James Patterson (dry humor is great) .. Chuck Palahniuk (great conversation) ... ... Guage (tasty) ... ... Belladonna ( TASTYYYY!) ... ... ...

Music:

...oh god so many.....strapping young lad, Slayer, Tool, NIN, Nothingface, Vision of Disorder, Pantera, Otep, Arch Enemy, Norma Jean, In Flames, ... ... The Haunted, Fantomas, Dillinger Escape Plan, Bloodsimple, Ultraspank, Glassjaw, Deftones, Sepultura (old), ... ... Hatebreed, Icepick, Helmet, Prong, Starkweather, Snapcase, Lacuna Coil, Crossbreed, Anal Cunt, EyeHateGod, Eighteen Visions, Isis, Meshuggah, Amon Amarth, Fear Factory (old), Grade 8, Down The Sun, Taproot, Opeth, ... ... ... Mindless self Indulgence, Superjoint Ritual, Motograter, Bile, orange 9mm, Spineshank, System of a Down, Sevendust, ... ... Crowbar, Lords of Acid, Kidney Thieves, Collide, Snake River Conspiracy, A Perfect Circle, Machine Head, Slipknot, Lamb of God, Mastadon, Trivium, Cannibal Corpse, Error, Amon Tobin, Skull Flower, Pig Destroyer, Aphelion, The Clay People, Disgrace By Design, Between the Buried and Me, Katatonia, ... Gojira, Behold the Arctopus, Nonpoint, Celldweller, Obituary, Napalm Death, Six Feet Under, Serart, Team Sleep, Ministry Static-x, Genitortures, Fugazi, Corrosion of Conformity, Heaven Shall Burn, Shotgun Facelift, Diecast, Kittie, Deadstar, Celaphic Carnage, Drop Six, Society 1, Cattle Decapitation, Cellador, Devourment, ... ... Suicidal Tendencies, Sworn Enemy, Soilent Green, Circle of Dead Souls, Dance Club Massacre, Beneath the Remains, Namek, A Dark Halo, Not for Nothing, ... ... Sluts, WhoreXcore, Agnostic Front, Hate Eternal, Ankla, Lollipop Lust Kill, Nile, Engel, Brujeria, Bloodbath, Unmerciful, God Forbid, Gorgasm, Defuse, The Locust, Back to Death, Shattermask, Necrophagist, Cannibal Corpse, ... ... ... The Dead Shall Rise, Dark Tranquility, Portishead, Black Market Hero, We Came With Broken Teeth, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Chaos Character ... ... ... ... ...

Movies:

...Ichi the Killer, Fist of Legend, Advent Children, Cannibal the Musical, Ravenous, Donnie Darko, Royal Tenenbaums, The Salton Sea, Orgasmo, Fargo, The Cell, Hostel, Rocketboy, Vampire Hunter D, Ghost in the Shell, Soilent Green, Tron, Clockwork Orange, Children of the Corn, Brother, Kung Pow, Cujo, The Shining, Memento, Best in Show, Serenity, Twin Peaks, Fist of Legend, Enter the Dragon, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Metropolis, Samurai 7, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, The Island, Crank, A Scanner Darkly, Waking Life, ... ...

Television:

Adult Swim, Food Network, Travel Channel

Books:

Along Came a Spider, Cats Cradle, The Call of Cthulu, Dune, Kiss the Girls, IT, The Shining, 1984, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Bad Wolf, Omerta, Choke, Cross, Jester, The Lifeguard, Anything by James Patterson, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, Andrew Gross, Carl Hiaasen

Heroes:

Jen Jen (you are the best) Fatima (I love you) H.R. Giger (thank you for your surreal outlook) ...

My Blog

Porno Logic

Saw this on a wall in a porno very cool "Technique without idea is like fantasizing about your own hand while you masturbate"
Posted by Useful Idiot on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

Existence in Time

"When we hope we usually hope for the wrong thing. We yearn for tomorrow and the progress that it represents. But yesterday was once tomorrow, and where was the progress in it?Or we yearn for yesterda...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

LovEEmotioNHatE

You made me realize my emotions are unclear ; ; &...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

Happy Medium

A long time ago, when I was young and weak, With nieve impressions of life and its progression I was always so worried about finding what I seek That my impatience led to depression and agression &nbs...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST

perfect perfection

Striving to find the perfect life full of happiness, void of strife But for what, to live up to societies ideals? To find something inside thats real? When can you truly say you're done? Lifes ...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST

Misguided Phoenix

I entered reality feeling quite serene yet my burn marks make me seem unclean My rebirth is a sensual mess of love, hate, beauty and stress The fire never takes away the complications that cause my s...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:04:00 PST

Decomposition

I try to create a comfortable place where I can escape my memories cold embrace Blank eyes prove I cant escape smeared emotions rarely take shape My nostalgia feels like a horrible sin emotiona...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

Drunken Cracker Rap

(to the tune of "Van Full of Retards")once in a while I try to rap some shitspin a loop in my head and try to spit But im a metalhead I cant shit a hitLyrically constipated, but I cant quitmusic is in...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST

Going back to Cali (heavy metal remix!)

OH YEAH i need a vacation already. Going to LA and then San Diego to watch Tool the first week of August. Going to have to PLAN this shit a little better, last time was fucking amazing but im lucky im...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

DRUMS BITCH!

Just got my drums yesterday and Ive already broke 3 pairs of sticks and put the bass mallet right through the fucking head. METAL IS LIFE!
Posted by Useful Idiot on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:17:00 PST