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limpin' aint ez

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About Me


Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Well Forget that Shit!
You wanna know about me? Gonzo is my favorite muppet and Ren and Stimpy is the greatest cartoon of the Ninties. That give you a good idea?Well heres some more in depthnessI am a sucker for eyes. Blue eyes. especially if you have black hair. A rare but stunning combination. blue and red hair is also stunning. ladies if you have either of these, stay away
I walk with a limp, but now I use a wheelchair almost fulltime. A red one...fire engine red to be exact. Its sick :)I'm a board op at 106.9 Free FM for a sex talk show, The Virgie Show, check it out Friday nites at 11pm, its hosted by a phone sex operator!! Czech out her page on my list.
I am single
If i could be any other major, it would be theater
I love a good mixed drink
When I drink, i get drunkI love getting hyphy, and if you know what this means, you rule OAKLAND LIKE WHAT
I dig underground hip hop, I LOVE salsa altho I wish i could dance to it better.
And yes, like many of us, i went thru a metal phase in middle school. It still has a special place in my heart
Be warned, i have a FUCKED UP sense of humor, u know u love it I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Boxing and Soccer are my favortie sports. College football is next on the list.
If i could go to any other college, it would be Berkeley
I am crazy, sweet, highly intelligent, clever, cute, and Really quite modest

My Interests

Persian Chicks, Politics, Salsa Music, Science Fiction, Mixing Drinks, Poetry Slams, Underground Hip Hop, the Yay Area, Tricking Out Wheelchairs

I'd like to meet:

anyone at fox news....

Music:

SASLA, LATIN JAZZ, HIP HOP, REGGAE, CLASSIC ROCK atmosphere, beastie boys, tupac, hieroglyphics, janis joplin, the doors, hendrix, led zeppelin, EDDIE PALMIERI, 50 caliber, dj obi, kevin jones and tenth world, Jimmy Bosch, Ray Barretto, celia cruz, the grouch, Irakere, Hilton Ruiz, Mongo Santamaria, OZOMATLI, LOS ORISHAS, Ruben Blades, Willie Colón, THe Spanish Harlem Orchestra, HECTOR LAVOE, Jesus Chucho Valdes, Zion I, Living Legends, Aceyalone, Ugly Duckling, Barrington Levy, Anthony B., Buju Banton

Movies:

Webcam Girls Go Wild ( full )



There is a film student out there who is a damn genius for makin this.... Amadeus, Eating Raoul, Rififi, Delicatessen, Breathless, The Vanishing (dutch version)

Television:

The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, The Shield, Epitafios, Food Network big up to Food Network

Books:

House of Leaves, Neuromancer, Godel Escher Bach

My Blog

Sex Change

Have you ever tuned in to one of your radio stations only to realize that overnight it completely changed formats?  Yesterday it was the alternative crap that you loved, today its the country cra...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:21:00 PST

Slapping Offense

My brothers and I have this terrible/awesome habit of not being able to resist horrible jokes and puns the moment they cross our mind, which happens alot actually. The worse they are the better. ...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Slapping Offense

My brothers and I have this terrible/awesome habit of not being able to resist horrible jokes and puns the moment they cross our mind, which happens alot actually. The worse they are the better. ...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

To the Weedman

As I chill here at work, gettin through my post 420 debauchery, I wanna take the opportunity to give props to my weedman.  Cuz when you think about it, so many people in this friggin country smok...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST

Radioland

Radioland So its been a month now workin at my first real job. Board operator over at 106.9 Free FM here in San Francisco. Its pretty chill, the station itself is all talk radio, stuff like Adam Carol...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

You Make Me Feel Like A Big Breasted Woman

So I found out something interesting just very recently. Ever heard of a Devotee? Me neither, until about two days ago.Q: What is a devotee?A: A devotee is someone who sexually attracted to a person...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

IRON CHEF

And its JUST turned June 3. So for the past THREE days then, ive been focused on a project that I embarked on completely spontaneously.Thursday after I was done with my Parallel Universe class (gotta ...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Busted

The crazy drama in this house continues, but hopefully it will all be over soon. Here's what happened. Monday I go to class at around 9 in the morning, after refusing to get a ride from TJ, who really...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:40:00 PST

But still, Kill Whitey

But still, Kill Whitey 2 b honest, one race was bound to run the world, and I bet in some alternate universe its the Zimbabweans that rule the planet, and every other race thinks of them as the dou...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:43:00 PST

What Would Raul Do?

What Would Raul Do? (12:47:03 PM): i have an evil plan DIA blo 61 8 (12:47:56 PM): how evil are we talking (12:48:47 PM): i think you'd hate me for a day or two DIA blo 61 8 (12:49:16 PM): lets hear...
Posted by limpin' aint ez on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST