Communism, capitalism, voyerism, lesbianism, aneurism, elephant jism, all kinds of isms really.Metal, alcohol and metal...deserves a double mention.16th century pornography preferably drawn using charcoal, fake wood tea chests, television advertisments with songs that are sung in a foreign language and carpet...I absolutely love carpet.I like to look at walls alot...not ones with anything on them though...I'm not that kind of wall watcher.
I'd like to meet:
"Sometimes I dream of chicks...to bring me everlasting joy.
Sometimes I dream of animals...sometimes I dream of boys.
Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes raise the dead,
Sometimes I say just fuck it all and roll back into bed"
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Music:
Megadeth, Aborted, Abscess, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, Autopsy, Behemoth, Bestial Warlust, BLACK SABBATH and of course OZZY OSBOURNE, Birdflesh, Blood Duster, Bloodbath, Cannibal Corpse, Captain Cleanoff, Carcass, Cattle Decapitation, Cephalic Carnage, Cliteater, Cock & Ball Torture, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cuntgrinder, Decapitated, Deep Purple, Destroyer 666, Dire Straits, Dismember, Eazy-E, Faith No More, Enslaved, The FUROR!!!, Ghoul, Goatwhore, Gorefest, Gorerotted, Gorgasm, Grave, Guns & Roses, Impaled, Impaled Nazarene, Incantation, Jungle Rot, Led Zeppelin, Les Claypool & Primus, Lord Gore, MACABRE, Nailshitter, Napalm Death, Necrophagia, Nunwhore Commando 666, Pantera, Peeping Tom, Pig Destroyer!, Pink Floyd, Madness, Marilyn Manson, MAXIMUM PERVERSION!!, Ministry, MR BUNGLE, Mucupurulent, Prong, Pyrexia, Rotting Christ, Satyricon, Six Feet Under, Pungent Stench, Slayer, Sodom, Spinal Tap, Torture Killer.
Movies:
Zombie movies, Predator I&II, Aliens movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bad Boy Bubby, Shitty B-Grade horror movies where the acting sucks and the sets are cardboard, Star Wars,The Hellrasier series but only up to 4 cause the rest suck, Saw movies, Madmax trilogy, My Little Pony's First Blood Bath,refuse to watch the pre-quil.
Television:
Black Books, Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Family Guy, Brittas Empire, Red Dwarf, Spicks and Specks, Chasers War On Everything, Star Trek, Futurama, random doco's on History and anything that may take my fancy at the time, Fawlty Towers, BlackAdder, Antique Roadshow.I have several but only use one. It feels special...I'm sure I've caught it giving the unused telly's shit on more than one occasion ...smartarse Tv... think I'll drop it in a bath full of water...lets see how clever it is then.
Books:
I have several mostly involving a historical look at different genres of metal or biographies of bands.
I think I've got War Of The Worlds and Lord Of The Rings somewhere.
I've also got manuals for cars I have never owned nor intend on owning.....no idea where they came from..but useless manuals need lovin' too.
Heroes:
Superman, Aquaman, the Green Lantern (who technically isnt a hero but deserves a mention)Dave Mustaine who is more of a god but myspace doesnt have a catagory for that, Ozzy Osbourne, Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler (but not for the supposed killing of Jews), Pinhead from Hellraiser and Predator.
