Diabolical

My wife and I are Halloween freaks, and we love to visit the central Florida attractions throughout the month of October. Check my blog for great things to do in Florida during Halloween and year-round.
Are we sure this thing really works? I hate to complain, but I'm not terribly pleased with the results.
Diabolical Dr. Jim's Gallery All artwork is original, and created by yours truly
Invasion From the Seventh Planet
The inhabitants of the seventh planet get pretty testy
when we joke about the name of their home world.
Here's a look at my brief career as a comic book artist.
Behold - a new hero has arisen to defend our fair city! And yet curiosity gnaws at our very souls. Who is this knight in construction paper armor and from where did he come?
Relax good citizens... sit down, cross your legs, and put a cold cloth on your foreheads - for your questions are about to be answered.
Name: Dr. Origami
Origins: Once a humble grade school art teacher, he suffered a radioactive paper cut on Friday the 13th while reading the Accursed Manuscript at Miskatonic University. He was then struck by lightning while climbing out of a vat of experimental gene-altering serum which he fell into after tripping over a black cat. He spilled hot coffee on an irritable voodoo shaman, was bitten by a magic snake, stumbled through a dimensional portal, stepped on a crack, and ate some bad clams. "Dear diary, Friday sucked".
Weaknesses: Must avoid heat, moisture, pointy objects, direct sunlight, strong winds and physical contact.
Powers: Nearly immune to all forms of verbal abuse and any obscene gestures that don't involve spitting. Can slip under closed doors.
Sidekick: Sadly, Dr. Origami's sidekick "Piñata Boy" was beaten to death while attending a birthday party earlier this year.
Battle Cry: "Now you're gettin' in my crease!"
A little tip o' the hat to one of the drop-dead
goriest girls in the graveyard.