Everything
christian
is a Giant Robot that fell through a Dimensional Warp, breathes Ice Vapour, Stomps Around a Lot, emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has four Extra Limbs.
Strength: 7 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 9
To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat christian, enter your name and choose an attack:
fights christian using
everyone
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Life is Beautiful
House.
Orwell, Palahniuk, Ellison. Texts.
not really.