i am a vampire, va va va!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Count Crapula
Birthday: January 26, 1988
Birthplace: Cave
Current Location: Cave
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: Black
Height: 9 ft. 10 in.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: American Vampire, ya!
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, i am a vampire, va va va!
Your Weakness: Garlic, light, holy water...
Your Fears: Crosses
Your Perfect Pizza: blood!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat 459 victims, va va va!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: va va va!
Thoughts First Waking Up: blood
Your Best Physical Feature: My 3 in. fangs, and my rock hard abs !!
Your Bedtime: Dawn
Your Most Missed Memory: Angry mobs killing my parents
Pepsi or Coke: neither, blood!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Blood!!!
Single or Group Dates: I only like dates when i get to suck their blood, va va va!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about...... blood!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Blood!!!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Dangit, i said BLOOD!!!!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Hell no!
Do you Sing: To my victims, ya
Do you Shower Daily: in blood pools, than ya!
Have you Been in Love: with many many many ....no
Do you want to go to College: no, i hate those concentration camps!!
Do you want to get Married: ..........blood?
Do you belive in yourself:&..39;
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Are you?
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do You?
Do you play an Instrument: Do you?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I know YOU did
In the past month have you Smoked: .....did you?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, but than i sucked her blood, va va va!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ....once or twice.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Have you?
Ever been Drunk: Has ur mom?
Ever been called a Tease: .... yes!!! : (
Ever been Beaten up: no, i beat people up
Ever Shoplifted: Have you?
How do you want to Die: Do u wanna die?!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up, fathead!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Antarctica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 394879
Weight: 9072340
Best Clothing Style: Hooker
Number of Drugs I have taken: 88
Number of CDs I own: fish
Number of Piercings: 88
Number of Tattoos: 976
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Played spin the molotov cocktail with a couple of drunken mexicans.....wow!!!
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