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Mr Enigma

I wanna be a girl like you, the way you swing your hips in jeans, I wanna wear my face like you, Shi

About Me

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"I'm not your woman, I'm not your man, I am something that you'll never understand" Prince


"ANDROGYNOUS, American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source an·drog·y·nous (Pronunciation) adj. 1. Biology Having both female and male characteristics; hermaphroditic. 2. Being neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine, as in dress, appearance, or behavior."

Edward - beautiful, sweet, well spoken, polite, romantic, cocky, arrogant, narcissistic, selfish, self-centred, sexual, passionate, lovable, caring, funny, artistic, crazy, weird, fairly evil, jealous person, can be anti-social, girlish, boyish, bi-curious, understanding, affectionate, quirky, honest, loyal, stylish

Likes - pretty girls, pretty boys, girly girls, girly boys, pretty tomboys, funny ladies, funny gentlemen, quirky people, makeup, movies, music, skinny jeans, skinny T's, Diesel (the scent not the fuel lol)

Dislikes - racism, sexism, homophobia, ordinary "normal" people, stereotypical gays, stereotypical straights, stereotypes in general to be honest lol, common people, snobs, materialistic people


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Edwardo the duke of big winkleshire
Birthday: 15th March
Birthplace: Born in Derby, but lived in Belper when I was a small elf-like child
Current Location: Derby
Eye Color: Blue (and a lovely kind of blue it is too)
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5ft 9 and a bit, always wanted to get to 5ft 10 but only my dinkle grows now
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mighty Righty
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue Adidas gazelles
Your Weakness: The Nymphet and the nympho fascinating creatures but should be caged like raptors
Your Fears: Falling for another nymphet and heartbreak in general boo hoo hoo *sobs*... oh and wasps the bastards!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: It has to be "lol" I sometimes put it just to make people feel better
Thoughts First Waking Up: Glass of water, tea or coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm possibly my shiny blue mince pies
Your Bedtime: Mummy says I must be in the cupboard by 7pm or the badgers with AK-47's will get me
Your Most Missed Memory: I think it may have to be thundercats, thundercats, thundercats HOOOOOOOO!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King I suppose but they are both the devil's work
Single or Group Dates: Single (I'm a lot better one to one)
Do you Smoke: Set me on fire and we'll see, but other than that no
Do you Swear: Yes I like swearing
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: I have baths since our shower doesn't work properly. Lots of lovely baths
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt... but it was wank so I exchanged it for a boomerang
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah I think so
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum yes, dad....
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
Ever been Drunk: Many times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes I think so
Ever been Beaten up: No, actually
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: Drifting away whilst holding the hand of my true love... or turning my back on her as she shoots me in the back of the head. Lovely stuff!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A white knight upon a firey steed
&..39;In a Boy/Girl..'
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or emerald green
Favourite Hair Color: depends on the person
Short or Long Hair: Also depends on the person
Best Clothing Style: Vintage with a dash of goth and a pinch of emo
Number of CDs I own: Haven't counted but I have a lot
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything, it's all made me the lovely bastard I am today
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Check out these videos:
Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out Of Hell SEXIEST video ever!!
Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear I like this one because it's so beautiful

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet:People who are crazy like me with similar interests. Oh and also:

Music:

and Julee Cruise, Danny Elfman, Angelo Badalamenti, Kate Bush, John Carpenter, Akira Yamaoko, Tool, Muse, The Doors, Chris Isaak, Roy Orbison, Jimi Hendrix, Alic Cooper, Blonde Redhead, Sinead O'Connor, Stabbing Westward, Smashing Pumpkins, Eminem, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Otep, Weezer, Green Day, Metalica, Guns n' Roses, Fear Factory, Slipknot, The Eurythmics, Soft Cell, Depeche Mode, Skunk Anansie, Skin, Cradle of Filth, Opeth, Cypress Hill, NWA, Elvis Presley, Snow Patrol, Def Leppard, Glassjaw, Deftones, System of a Down, Madonna, Black Sabbath, Anthrax, Bush... I could go on and on

Movies:

The Fifth Element, A Nightmare On Elm Street, American Beauty, Friday the 13th, Heathers, Silence of the Lambs, The Ring, Edward Scissorhands, Beetle Juice, Sleepy Hollow, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Back to the Future, Goonies, Karate Kid, Ghostbusters, Flight of the Navigator, Wayne's World, So I married an Axe Murderer, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blair Witch Project, Terminator 1 & 2, Total Recall, The Running Man, Predator, Kindergarten Cop, Commando, Girl Interrupted, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Gremlins 1 & 2, Batman, Batman Returns, Alien (quadrilogy), The Thing (version with Kurt Russell of course), Return to Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Lolita, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, Hellraiser 1 & 2, The Grudge, American Psycho, Addams Family 1 & 2, Die Hard, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Scream, Naked Gun movies, Airplane movies, End of Days, The Devil's Advocate, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, Jacob's Ladder, Unforgiven, Leathal Weapon movies, The Exorcist, The Eye, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Perfect Blue, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Dark Water, Single White Female, The Elephant Man, The Sixth Sense, Event Horizon, The Crow, Basic Instinct, Forest Gump, Silent Hill, Wolf Creek, Hostel... I could also go on and on in this section too

Books:

The Shining

Heroes:

LEELOO!!! She is the COOLEST GIRL EVER!!! Mr T he's been my hero since I was a little boy and he will always be my hero. "I don't wear gold no more. The gold is in my heart... The gold couldn't save me." -- Mr.T as he continues to fight cancer JACK MUTHA FUCKIN' BURTON!!! DAVID LYNCH is the best film maker of all time TWIGGY!! Not so much a hero but more of an idol and the coolest model of all timeAnd last but by no means least all the SLASHER LEGENDS of course..

My Blog

More poems (Dreamy/nightmarish)

The Corridor   It's just like before In a white corridor With a little girl at the end It's just like before Not knowing which door Will be the godsend I'm spinning round and round Hearing the ...
Posted by Edward on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

Which Cyndi Lauper Barbie would you play with?

Who said sequels weren't successful? This is the third one now and they are going great guns ^^ Classic 80's maxium big hair, maxium accessories ^^ The wilder hair and wilder accessories period ^^ ...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:32:00 PST

Which Molko Barbie would you play with?

I enjoyed the Madonna one so much I think I'll do more! Which Brian Molko look makes your boat float like the finest ocean liner ever made? ^^ Baby Brian ^_^ ^^ The cool Calvin Klein like model look...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Which Madonna Barbie would you play with?

Here's a blog about the many image phases of Madonna and examples of my stand out favourites. Leave comments telling me which Madonna Barbie you'd take home and play with lol   ^^ Early 80'...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

Dining out christmas day 2006 :)

Went out christmas day with my family and took some pictures: ^^ Me posing in my selected outfit for the day with natural curls hair do! ^^ Classic "family round the dinner table" shot ^^ My festi...
Posted by Edward on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

Answer these questions about thoughts on me

Copy the questions and paste them in a blog comment... and then answer them obviously lol  What would you do IF...I died:I kissed you:I fell:I lived next door to you:I showed up at ur house ...
Posted by Edward on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

Poetry (sad, dark and moody)

Don't Leave Us   I never said goodbye to you I never could lie to you I wonder if you knew what you meant to me I wonder if you watch over me   No I won't let you go No don't leave us No, no...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST