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maya pants

Let me be the one who calls you baby all the time ♥

About Me

I'm telling you now...if you are just looking for a good time, or for some dumb whore to add to your growing collection of MySpace sluts, FUCK OFF! I will NOT talk to you. I'm married, and my husband will track you down!!*deep breath* Now then, I was going to Fullerton JC for the past 2 years, but am now going to ITT for Criminal Justice. I am pretty much willing to meet almost anyone. As long as your not shallow, we should get along fine. I REALLY like Johnny Depp. I don't care if he is 41 and has a girlfriend and 2 kids, I love him! Banana Phone
.. You scored as Ron Weasley. you got ron kind of a slack off but loyal

Ron Weasley


100%

Fred/George Weasley


75%

Draco Malfoy


58%

Draco


58%

Harry Potter


58%

Oliver Wood


25%
Who would be your Harry Potter boyfriend
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*Facts About Me*
    ~ I am an extremely picky eater!
    ~ I love Johnny Depp. For every bad thing you say about him, I shall kill you...
    ~ I had/have an imaginary friend (yes, I told them about you)
    ~ I am also a RPer, Sirius Black
    ~ I am pretty judgemental. First impressions go a long way
    ~ I think I have a drinking problem
    ~ Sometimes when I'm at a McDonalds, I wait until nobody is looking, and then I stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws. Mwahaha!
    ~ I am odd, not all there, content :)
    ~ I am a "secret" fag hag...that's right! I love all my colorful children
    ~ I can have a very twisted, cruel sense of humor. Consider yourself warned
~ I have a hard time trusting and getting along with new people

My Interests

watching tv and movies, reading and writing slash, BDSM, SG, hanging out with my friends, drinking, musical theater, singing, dancing, acting, Harry Potter, Johnny Depp, Jack the Ripper and my wonderful boyfriend, Manny. Oh yeah, and I'm an Anti-Feminist

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I'd like to meet:


Also Edward Norton, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Knoxville, Elijah Wood, Gael Garcia Bernal, James Dean, Gale Harold, Harrison Ford, Vincent Price, Gary Oldman, Daniel Radcliffe+Harry Potter cast, Angelina Jolie, loads more. Not to meantion Sysca, my 1 favourite Suicide Girl and of course the boys of Green Day. But, I've already met the greatest guy in the whole world. My truly beloved, Manny. I love you!

Music:

Green Day, Blink 182, System of a Down, the MisfitsNirvana, Weezer, Rob Zombie, Muse, The Doors, Queen, Guns N' Roses, Eagles of Death Metal, wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Judy Garland, Elvis Presley, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, John Williams, lots of movie scores, Disney stuff, Avenue Q, Guys and Dolls, Hairspray, Les Miserables, Gypsy, and other musical theatre stuff. I like a big variety of stuff. Except hip-hop...i despise it. *shudders*

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz, Amadeus, Beauty and the Beast, From Hell, The Libertine, Sleepy Hollow, Blow, The Astronaut's Wife, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Window, Ed Wood, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, POTC series, Finding Neverland, Don Juan DeMarco, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, Hook, Peter Pan, Hercules, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Alice in Wonderland, Aladdin, Toy Story (both), Dumbo, Robin Hood, Snow White, The Sword in the Stone, The Nightmare Before Christmas, (almost all Disney films), Rebel Without a Cause, Four Rooms, American Beauty, Ghost World, Napoleon Dynamite, Stir of Echoes, Cape Fear, The Aviator, Jarhead, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Dracula, Hostel, Gladiator, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Big Fish, American History X, Indiana Jones(all. well, not all of them. save for #2),The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Death to Smoochy, What Lies Beneath, Primal Fear, Jurassic Park, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Edward Scissorhands, Creepshow, Rasputin, Superman, X-Men(all), Spiderman(both), Sin City, The Day After Tomorrow, Frankenstein, Predator, Taxi Driver, Billy Madison, Shaun of the Dead, Quills, Saw, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Crow, Mean Girls, Panic Room, The Breakfast Club (their grrrreat!), Van Wilder, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Dumb and Dumber, Benny and Joon, Punch-Drunk Love, Amityville, Original Sin, Monsters Ball, Sid and Nancy, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Terminator 2, Faster Pussycat!, Dominick and Eugene, Chocolat, Hard Candy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Notebook, The Seven Year Itch, A Star is Born, Nosferatu, Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory, Strike Up the Band, Corpse Bride, Broadway Babes, Air Force One, Girl Crazy, Taking Lives, Citizen Kane, Babes in Arms, The Leuitenant Wore Skirts, Karate Kid (1 and 2), The Godfather(only 1 and 2), Star Wars saga, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and all Harry Potter films

Books:

Harry Potter series, hehe Dracula, The Da Vinci Code, Wicked, Dante's Inferno, Edgar Allan Poe books, The Catcher in the Rye, Peter Pan, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, The Hobbit

Heroes:

My Dearly Beloved: Johnny Depp, the other Johnny (Knoxville), Sirius Black, Lt. Dan Taylor, Marilyn, Jimmy, Sysca Suicide, and The Man of Steel: Superman

My Blog

POTC: At World's End *spoilers*

I'm telling you right now, if you do not want to know what happensyou just don't give two shits about my opinions, then just click on the back button. I will say this, though. It was totally awesome!!...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

There goes my hero.

Yep. Tomorrow (8th November) Manny will be shipped out to Georgia to begin his basic training. We have been dating for 3 months and I've got to tell you, it's the happiest I've ever been in a lon...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

It's a funny feeling deep inside

I'm 19 years old, I have great friends, and I've got a lot to look forward in this thing called life..right? During the summer, everyone my age is out doing their own thing every night, spending quali...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

Rape, Sodomy and a Prom Queen to be

"Tomorrow is going to be so much fun! I can't wait!" "I can't believe Prom is already here..fuck how the year passed" "Oh I know, geeze. Almost time to move away and grow up.." "Let's not look it that...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST

HP Fanfic2, Harry/Ron

This is PWP, porn without plot. It is also a gay fanfic, so don't leave me nasty comments saying you didn't like it because it was two guys. You have been warned!! Please enjoy...input too please "Th...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

my first HP fanfic.

Im letting you know right now, it's lengthy, Harry Potter oriented, and HOT!! j/k, if your into these kind of stories (MA-17) then i wanna know what you all think. keep in mind this is a rough draft ...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Best...Movie...Ever!!!!! WOO!! I went to a midnight screening with Hector, Aggy, and Nena. It was fucken great!! My favorite book...is now my favorite movie! I cried when Cedric died, you have to be h...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:34:00 PST

Dum dee Dum Dum

One coke, order of fries and a royale with cheese later, im feeling extremely loathsome and rather thoughtful. Oh my goodness. Im getting the feeling that all of my entries are kinda the same...that's...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:17:00 PST

yep..more about me

Series 1-8Created by andy and taken 18818 times on bzoink![ series 1 ]NameMarisaBirthdayOctober 6th, 1986BirthplaceNewport Beach, CACurrent LocationSanta Ana, CAEye ColorBrownHair ColorBlackish-brownR...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

50 questions

What is your middle name? Maria...What color underwear are you wearing now? whiteWhat are you listening to right now? Guns and RosesWhat are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 87What was the last...
Posted by Mrs. Marisa Ayala on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST