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About Me

good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
i'm as cold as ice

My Interests

i love singing in my car
i love the smell of clean clothes
i love peanut butter
i love chewing ice
i love finding money in my pockets
i love to peel glue off of my hands
i love scotch tape, the wide kind
i love my camera, its better than a mirror
i love funny people
i love the spring

I'd like to meet:

no one
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true.

Music:

currently listening to howard stern, queen, cream, the pretenders, creedence clearwater revival, elton john, eric clapton, van morrison, led zepplin

but i will always love, listen, and cherish my don mclean, pavement, built to spill, the mountain goats, polaris, the beatles, and meatloaf sigh.

Movies:

totoro, shaun of the dead, charlie and the chocolate factory, serenity

Television:

scrubs, weeds, the sarah silverman program, the sopranos, band of brothers, entourage, medical incredible, family guy, futurama, fyrefly, the adventures of pete and petei watch a lot of tv

Books:

the fuck up

Heroes:

andy kaufman and bart simpson

My Blog

i am a dopey dope

I've done this in the past and i did it again today...I went to stop n shop to get food and supplies and when i was about to pay, i realized my debit card was not in my wallet.... profusely sweating ...
Posted by melissophobia on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST

i did it again... i rebroke a toe

yea i was sober. i tripped into my bathroom door rebraking the ring toe... i just wanted to let everyone know that i am okay.
Posted by melissophobia on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

thank you for my birthday

wow, i can't believe how great my birthday was this year. don't read this because i'm not trying to rub in how great it was or anything obnoxious.but it was great. no one slipped enough fo...
Posted by melissophobia on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

another silly bloggie survey, but this one's more fun

Is your hair up?: no down Is your phone right beside you?: its like my pet Do you have a bf/ gf?: nooo Do you miss someone?: joohnnn Do you wish you were somewhere else?: on a beach Do you have plans...
Posted by melissophobia on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:23:00 PST

don't bother, its another survey

A - Available? emotionally? never B - Best Friend? one is in japan and one resides on neal dow and has whiskers C - Crush? everyone is LAME D-Dog? mi...
Posted by melissophobia on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

i'm procrastinating cleaning up by doing another survey

Where did you take your default photo? i stole it from perezhilton Who is the first & second person on your top 8? uhh probably myspaces of things i don't know What exactly are y...
Posted by melissophobia on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:36:00 PST

the anorexia survey. i got an 18

***if you marked 15 or less you are anorexic. ***if you marked between 16 and 40 your average. ***if you marked more then 40 sorry to break it to you, but your a pig. repost this as either whatever y...
Posted by melissophobia on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:21:00 PST

survey

See how spoiled you really are. Repost Bulletin with title " I am __% spoiled" [1] A cell phone[2] a hair straightener[3] your own computer[4]your own car[5] good grades[ ] chanel sunglasses[ ] burber...
Posted by melissophobia on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:35:00 PST

let it swing in the wind

i hate it when girls take pictures of themselves at different angles to hide the fact that they aren't skinny. this is including me. but who cares. yea, i got chub. and big bo...
Posted by melissophobia on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST