Ammatures fill a whole verse wit single syllable words: My mind works, But, In Mysterious way, Stuck, Here ina maze, Appearin delerious wit a serious gaze, Ressurected from outta the graves, Apparently transparent, Transmitted in waves, Im not fearin the case, Im just, Stearin away, I can sit here for days, I just finished an 1/8th and im minutes away from feelin the haze
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More then 400,000 americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year, more then 150,000 americans die of alcohol abuse each year, but in 10,000 years of usage NO ONE HAS EVER DIED FROM MARIJUANA!!
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................................My trigger is plastic / I snapped it / Cuz im twacked and im blasted / SPUN / Like a gun attatched to a bunch of elastic / The way i lunge is drastic / Cuz im under the basket / But im never under or passed it / To laugh, while i murder sum catholics / I consist of thunder and static / Fuck, the way im graspin it / Im stuck stayin the baddest / Stayin imaculate while im sprayin em acids / Blazin in caskets, during the day / But during the night im alert and awake / Always hurt or in pain / Discouraged dismayed / Cuz im divergent and plain...............The Medic Pumped his stomach and said, his intestines are stretched / more was ingested in gest in the in correct direction i guess / ur an oversensitive mess / over tensed and over expressed, close ur head or ill throw u over a bridge......
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
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A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
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Im easy going, outta reach and floating / About to see my knowing, from a boeing free and flowing / Every stand point mapped and showing / Ive found a breach inside perception, Where all beliefs and reason freeze untill conception / Possibility without foundation is, Just an extension to wut exceeds our level of invention / Every action I understand it with a passion / I can read thru all distractions existent and imagined / If i could deceieve perception, I would take humanity and erase the face of physicality / Then place reason and reality out of reach of rationality / Ima victim of a time where crime is on the rise, And villians carry nine's and a skii mask for disguise / A shy lives down the street his fee is 5 per dime / I wonder how we can condition / Our lives, if every1 would listen / And not be so consistant by losin the suspicious disposition / Recognize the concession and realize, That each subsequent decision has prevously arisen / And yet still we have no revisions / I tweak to teach me lessons / I wonder is it a blessin? Stipulated with hatred, constantly blazin / Stayin ripped and faded, for days Always on the look out for being tripped and stripped naked and raped
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1 part brilliance
3 parts leadership
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe Stone
Birthday: 4-3-87
Birthplace: Mission Hills
Current Location: Lost in thought....
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown i think
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Sexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Laceless and1's
Your Weakness: My Confidence/Spelling
Your Fears: FUCK U SHOOT ME
Your Perfect Pizza: That 1 my friend had that sum guy wit aid's pissed on
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg brb ttyl stfu smcb(suck my dick bitch)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where my fuckin bong at yo
Your Best Physical Feature: My personality
Your Bedtime: 6 or 7 days from now....if i can make this shit last that long
Your Most Missed Memory: THE GOOD OL DAYS!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke/Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: either place when i got the munchies
Single or Group Dates: i prefer stonin alone in my home then...... sleepin
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Goddamn this is a lotta questions
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cocklate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Fuck yea
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: No but i slang
Do you Shower Daily: Depends on the twackage
Have you Been in Love: Only with farm animals
Do you want to go to College: Not if i can afford it
Do you want to get Married: Fuck Bitches, gimme a fat slut that cooks does dishes
Do you belive in yourself: YEA
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: WHAT?!
Are you a Health Freak: STONE
Do you get along with your Parents: HAHA LIKE WHEN I SPLIT MY DADS FACE OPEN AND HE NEEDED 8 STICHES?!?!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if its raining
Do you play an Instrument: I jack the cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yea
In the past month have you Smoked: Smokin is bad (says the stereotypical stoner)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hahhahahahhhahahahahah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe with my mom
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to rob the candy store and abduct small children
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but marci fuckin dropped me hard when he dint come thru on the twackage!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: every fuckin day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only from my friends
Ever been Drunk: Every single night
Ever been called a Tease: Never in my life
Ever been Beaten up: Once or twice!! but shit they was sum big ass mexicans
Ever Shoplifted: Dint they just ask me this?
How do you want to Die: Ina fuckin gun fight a blaze of glory i wanna go out shootin....or wit a bottle of acid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The greatest thing that ever happened
What country would you most like to Visit: Hey its me its the hamster man comin all the way from amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: all
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: less than 130 but depsnds on the height
Weight: 5'9 or shorter... if ur as tall as me i feel intimidated by ur presence
Best Clothing Style: most...
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 230498234
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Ois forOrganic
Eis forEasy
Sis forSultry
Tis forTolerant
Ois forOpenhearted
Nis forNervy
Eis forElitist
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