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Co-Burn

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cyan Roburn
Birthday: July 7th, 1982
Birthplace: Port Angeles, WA
Current Location: Port Angeles, WA
Eye Color: Green City
Hair Color: Shit Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: Nothing
Your Fears: Shitting my pants
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm sick of fucking pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Those are for fags
Thoughts First Waking Up: Get off me, bitch.
Your Best Physical Feature: Dis Grill
Your Bedtime: When I pass the fuck out
Your Most Missed Memory: When I didn't have to work
Pepsi or Coke: coke.......
McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER FUCKIN KING!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: You, me, & Heineken!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea is for pussies
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Blow Me
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, & Tits
Do you Sing: Only to rape victims. (I am a romantic)
Do you Shower Daily: Of course.
Have you Been in Love: To my beautiful wife.
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: hmmmmmmm.......
Do you belive in yourself: yeah. just not you
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm so pretty. oh so pretty.
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: who doesn't?
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah. don't tell my wife.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i hate fucking malls. yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: When I get stoned.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunately, yes. fucking waste of money
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah. don't tell my wife.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal the hearts and minds of people everywhere....
Ever been Drunk: thats the most retarded question ever.
Ever been called a Tease: eat shit
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: very fucking old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: God
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: 5'11
Weight: my wife would kill me
Best Clothing Style: my fucking style
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't ask
Number of CDs I own: who cares?
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nada

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Yes i like music

Movies:

In no particular order: Garden State, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Permanent Midnight, Drugstore Cowboy, The Salton Sea, Southland Tales, Strange Wilderness, Zeitgeist. Pretty much any movie that has to do with an over-consumption of narcotic substances and/or the breakdown of our political and cultural system.

Television:

Most TV sucks on my balls, but i do enjoy the repetitive episodes of family guy or scrubs. Oh, i fuckin LOVE police chase videos!! When will those wacky criminals ever learn...?

Books:

I'd like to think that Terry Goodkind is a master of the fantasy-sci/fi genre. I also dig Kurt Vonnegut, (props to David for tippin the hat in his direction.) also Hunter Thomson, George Orwell, Orson Scott Card, and Robert Jordan.

Heroes:

Ryan --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo
<br /That's right. I'm my own goddamn hero.