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ALF

GOREGASMIC!! :)

About Me

just keep telling yourself shit like this doesnt happen, or get the fuck up and make a difference.
I make fun of everyone and everything, im always laughing about something
my girlfriend physically abuses me :(
BUT I KINDA LIKE IT! :D
playing in a thrash/death metal is fuckin ill
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- I was born with a tail that had to be surgically removed
- I have a tri colored penis
- ive been savagely mauled by a hungry sexually frustrated goat when i was young
- I was named after the fuzzy brown cat eating alien
- I also play bass gutair, but havnt practiced in a real long time
- I weight cycle more then Oparah Winfrey, one day im fat, then the next day im skinny
I study to much about zoology on my free time
Me and the wife have a big pet collection currently consisting of 6 snakes, some lizards, some frogs, turtles tarantulas, and kitties named Moosh, Loosh, Boosh, Doosh, Woosh and oosh, we love kitties
I love food
I make kick ass fruit smoothies
I am jew-talian theres not many of us in the world so if u try to kill me youll get charged with poaching an endangered species.
a weenis is the flap of skin on your elbow with no pain receptors
big time Atheist
I accept everyone and LOVE variety and difference in people, just dont be a dick!
CHECK OUT THIS VID OF ME BEING METAL!

My Interests

snakes, heavy metal and n00ds
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Music:

heavy shit
this is my band

Movies:

Predator/Predator2
Team America World Police
Aliens
old star wars
Kung Fu Hustle
Starship troopers
The last samarai
Dead Alive
Lord of the rings
King Kong
Saving Private Ryan
The Patriot
Terminator/Terminator 2
those are some favorites, but really anything funny, horror, things from other planets eating humans. AND MORTAL KOMBAT!

Television:

South Park
Familly guy
Aqua teen hunger force
Steve Irwin
Jeff corwin
any thing decently legit about animals or music

Books:

if its boring ill get a stroke if i try to read it.
but I spend alot of time reading things regarding herpetology and the studies of all animals as well

Heroes:

they know damn well who they are..