I was once a Hollywood talent agent that specialized in finding well-trained animals to star in romantic comedies alongside such great thespians as Sandra Bullock, Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan and Jennifer Aniston. However I lost this job after a tragic incident involving Ms. Aniston and a rabid manatee. Regardless of what Peta might tell you, the manatee is one of the most vicious marine animals in the ocean and it should not be trusted. As you may have already surmised, Ms. Aniston is, and has been for about five years, a robot. The real Ms. Aniston now resides in the briney depths of Davey Jone's locker. A corpse, I tell you. A corpse.After being fired from the talent agency, I became a secret operative for the American Dairy Association, and I cannot begin to describe the horror I witnessed. You don't even know man. I was there! And you can never get out. I still recieve strange letters with no return address, smelling of tainted cheese. Phone calls in the middle of the night with the sound of someone breathing on the other end of the line. Pictures of cows in emailed to me, with captions reading "Don't talk" and "we move by night, silent as fog over the pastures." There are so many things I can never speak of, and in my mind I hear a constant dreadful mooing.
Gator Bait trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO420_tW8mQ
Swamp Girl (1971) trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-lSbJHk3XU
The Hellcats (1967) trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE_9DcxQ9CI
