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Zombie Vomit

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About Me

Hey. Name's Ryan. No one calls me that though. I'm 22. I'm an asshole. You probably won't like me. I work on cars all day. I probably don't wanna look at yours though. I like beer. Alot. I listen to shitty music that you probably don't like, but I don't really care. I'm a gamer, most likely cause I was a latch/key kid and didn't develope quialty social skills. I have way too many video game consoles. However I've been ignoreing them lately to play World of Warcraft. My friends kick more ass than yours and my girlfriend spoils the fuck outta me. I need a haircut. I watch lots of cartoons. I can't wait for summer to finally start. I like to burn stuff. I'm kind of a sick fuck with a twisted sense of humor. I don't take life seriously. Music is pretty badass. Tattoos are sweet. The living dead make me happy. I'm rather old fashoned when it comes to certain things. I don't hate, I just ignore. I probably have a different point of view on life than you, and thats cool. Thinking for yourself and being you seems to be going of style, and thats troubling to me. Basically, I'm pretty awesome. You should know me.

My Interests

Zombies
Beer
NYC
Music
Tattoos
Movies
Stuff

I'd like to meet:

I already met the girl that I described in here. Now it's a matter of keeping her around. Also, people who don't suck.

Music:

The Mad Caddies
The Deviates
Stars
BoySetsFire
Killswitch Engage
Streetlight Manifesto
Catch22
Senses Fail
Throwdown
Mindless Self Indulgence
Less Than Jake
Avenged Sevenfold
The Faint
Panic! at the Disco
KillRadio
Tilly and the Wall
Slayer
Rancid
Tenacious D
Meatloaf
Blood for Blood
311
Reel Big Fish
Big D and The Kids Table
The Forces of Evil
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
mc chris
Orgy
Royal Noise Brigade
The Horrorpops
My Chemical Romance
The Bouncing Souls
Dropkick Murphies
CKY
Say Anything
GWAR
Arcade Fire
TigerArmy
The Cure
Story of the Year
Electric Six
The Misfits
Social Distortion
Interpol
Johnny Cash
Her Space Holiday
The Haunted
PsychoStick
Coal Chamber
Queen
Leftover Crack
Poison
Op Ivy
Lamb of God
The Spill Canvas
Bad Religion
Cannibal Corpse
98 Mute
Dragonforce

Movies:

Clerks
Mallrats
Dogma
Dawn of the Dead (both old and new)
Haggard
Donnie Darko
The Evil Dead Trilogy
Hackers
Trainspotting
The Breakfast Club
Snatch
Pulp Fiction
Teanage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze
The Original Star Wars Trilogy
Napolian Dynamite
Shaun of the Dead
SLC Punk
Ricky-Oh: The Story of Ricky
and just about anything horror. The gorier, the better.

Television:

Family Guy
Invader Zim
Futurama
The Simpsons
Aquateen Hunger Force
Pete and Pete
Robot Chicken
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
Mythbusters
Fosters
Ninja Warrior
Metalocalypse
and basically everything on the History and Discovery channels and G4....mmm nerd heaven.

Books:

The Outsiders
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Diary

Heroes:

When I grow up, I wanna be just like me. However, the guy or girl who invented the 24 hour diner pretty much fuckin' rules.

My Blog

An untimely death and a triumphant rebirth

So, the person I was 2 weeks ago....he's fucking dead.  Something shitty happened and it fucking broke me.  I hit rock bottom again. I died a little inside. If any of you were there for me, ...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

Fucktard Thieves

So last Thursday while I was in class some fucktard, or fucktards, broke into my apartment and jacked all my video games and DVDs.  Any of you who actully know me understand how much of a tragedy...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

New Years Eve

So, eventhough the party fell through and some poeple chose booze over me, it turned out to be a rather good New Years Eve.  I sat home with Juan and my old man and watched The Boondock Saints an...
Posted by King of Cups on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:45:00 PST

An update

So, lets start out with the good news. On January 10th, Ihave an interview with a representative from Volkswagon of America concerning my future. If it goes off without a hitch, I'll be taki...
Posted by King of Cups on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:19:00 PST

It's sad really

It's funny how things change so quickly.  As little as 2 weeks ago I was a happy young lad. I had "friends" and people whom I thought cared. I was eating and exercising and fealing rather good ab...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

Good Weekend

    I've just returned from one of the best weekends in recent memory.  I got out of school on friday and headed to Brooklyn with my good buddy Arthur. Once we got there we picked ...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:19:00 PST

Do this for me...

How bout it? Y=YesN=NoM=MaybeWOULD YOU[_] go out with me?[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] watch a movie with me?[_] let me take you out to di...
Posted by King of Cups on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:53:00 PST

Lonely

So, I've been away at school since April and very few of you seem to care.  I'm doing well. I have a 3.78 GPA and one S.O.C. Which juust means I did the best in the class.  On the down side...
Posted by King of Cups on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:43:00 PST

It's 4 a.m. and I'm bored so why not a survey?

DO YOU SNORE? So I've been toldARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?I'm a lover most times, but at this point I'de like to get into a fight. Just to blow off some steam.  Any takers? We'll sign waivers a...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Update

So yeah...school is good. So far I'm rocking a 4.0 GPA.  I've made a few good friends. Everyone in my class is pretty damn cool.  In fact I'm in Brooklyn right now with a kid from school nam...
Posted by King of Cups on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST