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doug

im not here to break it, just to see how far it will bend

About Me

I am Doug, I'm 17, ya I lied in the birthday question... a shocker i know. I'm a pretentious asshole. :)

My Interests

ranting (see blogs), interesting things

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Paige, George W.Bush (so i could slap him), Britney Spears (so i could slap him), Winston Churchill, Stephen Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Hugh Hefner, Adolf Hitler (someone that charismatic had to be somewhat interesting)

Music:

Tool, APC, Godsmack, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Stephen Lynch, Green Day, The Stones, some Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, SOAD, A7X, Machinehead, Flogging Molly, Alice in Chains... the list goes on and on

Movies:

GRINDHOUSE, American Beauty, American History X, V for Vednetta, Requiem for a Dream, Hard Candy, the new King Kong, anything Marx Brothers, Abbot and Costello, Dogma, Airplane... theres more but i dont wanna think about it anymore

Television:

House, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Mind of Mencia, Southpark, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, My Name is Earl...

Books:

the Ender series,Lord Of The Flies, Maus, 1984, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Farenheit 451, Watchmen, The Minds of Billy Milligan... other than that i dont read much

Heroes:

anyone who has the courage and creativity to make something new out of any art form.Oh, and Artie from Pete and Pete

My Blog

people, stuff, vauge things

So, I hate it when people refer to their boyfriend or girlfriend simply as "my boyfriend" or "my girlfriend" even after the person they're talking to knows the name of said person's boyfriend or girlf...
Posted by doug on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

why?

why?some would simply argue "why not?"others would wonder "why what?"but the answers dont matter, and neither does the question. what matters is that i hate people who fill things with cryptic bullshi...
Posted by doug on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Jack Nicholson is such an over-actor

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Ja...
Posted by doug on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

writing what i think, as i think it

In Albertson's, there are these 2 mexican figures, obviously something celebrating the day of the dead, because they were skeletons, one being a bride and one being a groom. I saw this, at first I sta...
Posted by doug on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST

not exactly sure

hmm... i feel like blogging, but im not exactly sure about what... so ill just talk about random stuff.   1st random thing: Southpark is a show that most people don't realise to be a hilarious sa...
Posted by doug on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST

yet another song

"My God"People -- what have you done --locked Him in His golden cage.Made Him bend to your religion --Him resurrected from the grave.He is the god of nothing --if that's all that you can see.You are t...
Posted by doug on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST

swlabr

You're comin' to me with that soulfull look on your face, like you've never done one wrong thing. You've got that pure feeling, got that rainbow feeling, but the rainbow has a beard....
Posted by doug on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

to all the fellow bloggers

This post is for all the people out there who use the blogs on myspace as a way to tell everyone about what they did on any specific day. IT"S ANNOYING! STOP!   Nobody really wants to read about ...
Posted by doug on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

you have no idea...

no new ideas
Posted by doug on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST

everything

This will be a change of gears from my usual rants. You may think it to be pretentious, and maybe it is, but here it is.   From things I've observed in human societies in the past, and human soci...
Posted by doug on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST