bethany is about as normal as a hamster tripping on acid. she has less STD's than king cobera and a longer attention span than a goldfish. she runs faster than a turtle but slower than a cheetah and her bite is definitely worse than that of a crocodile. her voice is as loud, though much prettier than a parrot, and her blood is warmer than a lizard. bethany was born a unicorn, but she would like everyone to know that she is more than a horse, she is a person too.
bethany is highly amused by people who have other people write their "about me" on myspace for them. she becomes thoroughly annoyed however when people put up lots of pictures and useless bobbles which waste her time while she waits for them to load. after all, thats why there's a place to post pictures.
she craves ice cream and pickles, but not at the same time, and she can safely tell you that she is free of any life threatening diseases(contagious or not). however, she has already determined that she will die from skin cancer, and is the worst lifeguard in the world for her boycott against sunblock.
she has a plant in her room which desperately needs to be watered and a guitar which she is attempting to learn to play(albeit unsuccessfully). lurking somewhere in a dusty corner are a swim cap and a pair of goggles which she has so far failed to locate.
bethany has many dreams, including becoming an olympic swimmer, an amateur photographer and a professional musician. however, none of this will happen and she will instead spend the rest of her life as an english teacher.
she absolutely detests shoes and will walk around barefoot whenever possible. when forced to wear foot covering, she prefers flip-flops and as such, currently owns 7 pairs, all of which are falling apart. she finds socks ugly, especially when a person is wearing socks with shorts, socks with shoes, or whenever socks are visible.
however, she loves pens, especially pens with pretty colors and designs from borders, and so has stocked up on them. expect all work excluding math to be written in pretty colors other than pencil grey.
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