So I want to delete this myspace thing. The problem is, I don't have access to the email address myspace has on file anymore. Without this access, I cannot delete my account OR change the email address. Therefore, you guys are going to get pictures of my balls until Myspace deletes this account. If you work for myspace and are reading this, please delete my account, you pigfucker.
Being a silly fuck is a really big interest of mine. Its a shame I have a real job now and stuff, so I can't spend more time at it. Those of you who don't really know me might actually want to know that I work in post production sound for movies and I play bass. Thats all the real life information you are getting out of me here, though. Now that I think of it, though, I do really like the rush of having someone use a red hot poker for my prostate exam. I get examined thoroughly atlest once a month.
If I knew who you were, I probably would have met you already.
But here are a few guidlelines, just in case:
1)You should probably live in the Los Angeles area. I am not into meeting people online and never meeting them because they live in Utah or some stupid place like Utah.
2)Don't tell me you want to fuck me in the ass. This insures that I will NOT respond to any message of yours if I don't know you already. As a matter of fact, no inserting anything into any asshole should be mentioned at all.
3)Don't be in a really shitty band. Fuck your shitty music. It sucks.
I listen to Bjork and Pantera. Sometimes I listen to Sinead O'Connor. Thats all I can ever listen to.
Well, first on the list has to be Cocksmokers ..42. That one was way better than the first 41. I also enjoyed Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy. That movie kicked ass.
If I never saw The OC, my iife would not be complete. As well as Everybody Loves Raymond, I mean how can you think that guy isn't funny?
One time I read a book called "The People White People Hate (Everyone Else)". It was a good book. When I wss done reading it, I said "Shit".
There is a guy on Myspace, his name is "I'm a douche". That guy is my hero. and that guy.