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Roy

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.


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My Interests

Drag racing, football, Golf

I'd like to meet:

JC, Scarlett Johansson, Deftones, Jay Cutler, the love of my life, Ask a ninja!..

Music:

Deftones, System of a Down, Pantera, Tool, Chevelle, Burden Brothers, RATM, Foo Fighters, Sevendust, Led Zeppelin, Audioslave, Local bands

Movies:

Snatch, Gladiator, United 93, Shawshank Redemtion

Television:

Family Guy! UFC, and all the CSI series

Books:

Ones with pictures

Heroes:

MY DAD..
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Finally...

We got to test the new car this weekend.  Unfortunately with the huge crowd at the track and rain fast approaching we only got to make two passes.  My dad made the first one then I made the ...
Posted by Roy on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

Why drag racing is better than NASCRAP

* One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500. * Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1½ gallons of nitromethane per seco...
Posted by Roy on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST