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About Me

if you dont know, you aint gonna learn nothing here!

My Interests

Watching my dog face fuck his toy rabbit, witnessing a stranger fall, dropping a deuce and not wiping every now and then, indulging in a lot of bad shit, picking my toenails in the presence of a woman, laugh at a couple arguing, nigger knockin, sneaking one in the backdoor every now and then and smiling the whole time, not flushing the toilet after i've used it, be it number 1 or 2, making someone uncomfortable over the stupidest thing, not calling a girl after we've had sex (if i ever do since i'm a virgin and all), tying my dick in a knot for days at a time, collecting used tampons, peeing with a hard on, the smell of death, watching two really old people make out(at least 70)...the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on

I'd like to meet:

Anyone i havent already met

My Blog

trippin bout my grill

so, I go in on monday to yank out all 4 fuckin wisdom teeth, yuk! this shits gonna suck. I'm truly not looking 4ward to some guy cuttin my mouth open in 4 different places & rippin these teef, which I...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

why do i do this to myself?

jesus christo! i got so damn plizzzastured last night, i dont feel so good today. i dont even know what the fuck i'm doing up so early...i cant feel my legs, i'm still drunk as i type, and my upper bo...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:47:00 PST

head full o vicodin-din-din-din-din-din

so for those that know about my migraines, you all know they fucking suck! i've been getting these god damned things for the last five years or so. theyre a real pain in the ass, i mean head (fuck you...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST

fuck it, i'm here

so i'm here in the rio grande valley, been here for a few days or so...went out the first couple of nights, and all i could think was, what the fuck did i do. dont get me wrong, i've got a fucking ...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:32:00 PST

i am an octopus

so, i thought i'd sit here and type and see what kind of nonsense my fingers produce. i'm getting old...maybe its because i'm broke, but the only thing i'm looking foward to tonight is the new e...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 05:40:00 PST

blabba, blabberings of a blabba masta

i am an alien in love while wearing my sunglasses upside down. i'm high so my eyes are bugging out, but i just did a line, so my eyes are open wide. i'm geeking out, so i'll hide in my shell, but eve...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:19:00 PST

bored outta my arse!

sitting here bored at home, not really wanting to go to work, so i'd figure i would write a lil something, something on here...i can tell no one liked my blog on the midget porn stuff, oh well, they p...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:20:00 PST

Jim Bean and Midget Porn

so last night i drank a shit load of jim bean, yuk! anywho, as some of you know, i have a fear of midgets, or little people if youre nasty. well, a friend of mine has been sending me these ...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:54:00 PST

ecstasy and elton john

so i rolled at some point during the last few days...i dont want to give specifics like when and where, but i ate some X...now, while rolling i heard a live remix of an Elton John song. since then,&nb...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:07:00 PST

TRUST...is it valid?

Trust is another big issue with me, and unfortunately, it hurts really bad when its broken, and i went through that yesterday (monday)...it seems like this has been one of the worst months of my life ...
Posted by Po-lo-lo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST