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Your Captain®

the word is...whimsical the dude twenty-niner Field of Spring US and A Last Login: 09/27/1983

About Me

Hello, and welcome aboard! This is Your Captain® speaking. I would like to begin by thanking you for flying Pan American Airlines. I invite you to take a moment to read the important safety card provided for you: PLEASE READ Please feel free to leave your tray tables down, wander about the cabin freely (but keep in mind we adhere strictly to the mullet code; party in the back, business in the front), and enjoy as much champagne as you'd like...courtesy of Pan American Airlines. We would also like to remind you that today's in-flight videos are brought to you by the greatest band on the planet; MUSE. Also, complimentary pocket knifes and scissors are given to each passenger for our daily dart tournament near the galley, across from the rear aircraft restrooms. We hope you enjoy your flight today with Pan American Airlines and we hope to see you again soon! Thank you.

My Interests

Champagne campaigns, PEZ, soup and a grilled cheese sandwich, telling people,"Ha! So now what?!," my 1969 Chevelle, pouring beer on stupid people's heads, windy fall days, roadtrips, smiling and laughing (even when I don't have the strength to), napping on a beach, two alarm clocks...Cap'N Crunch...and Bladerunner...HA! What more do you need? :) Making memories, classy women, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, pancakes with peanut butter, ice cream, drawing/designing/creating, movies, music/concerts, baseball games, staying active, weightlifting, playing golf, anything in a pool or on a body of water. The outdoors, spending time with those I love and that love me in return, and sometimes...not doing a damn thing. Das zee Pancakitzachishd, Politikishitz, skeetizane! Skeetizane!

Music:

MUSE live @ The Pageant in St. Louis 9.14.06 (Yeah, I shot this GREAT video)MUSE, Frank Sinatra, Ben Folds, James Taylor, Maroon 5, Billy Joel, Gavin DeGraw, Led Zeppelin, 311, Stevie Wonder, Coldplay, Keane, The Rapture, The Beatles, Kanye West, Jason Mraz, Radiohead, Athlete, Jeff Buckley, Usher, Embrace, N.E.R.D., Guster, Aqualung, The Flaming Lips, Jon Brion, Rage Against the Machine, The Format, Chopin, The Exit, Mute Math, Bright Eyes, Mozart, Weezer, Esquivel, The Strokes, O.A.R., Franz Liszt, The Killers, Sade, Sting, Combustible Edison, Panic! at the Disco, Interpol, The Police, MIKA, Justin Timberlake, Switchfoot, The Secret Machines, Tom Waits, Fall Out Boy, Frou Frou, The Postal Service, Rufus Wainwright, Ennio Morricone...

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, anything w/Harry Ford, Fight Club, Snatch, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Young Frankenstein, Happy Gilmore, Don Juan DeMarco, Grosse Pointe Blank, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, National Lampoon's Vacation, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Life as a House, Training Day, Scent of a Woman, The Truman Show, Goodfellas, Amadeus, The Professional.....

Television:

Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Three's Company, Curb Your Enthusiasm