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corey

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About Me

I once violated myself with coaxial cable for 3 minutes while watching a rerun of my three sons. I have used lettuce for more than 6 things other than making a salad, or adding to a sandwich. I have recorded 2 albums as the featured air guitarist, but never released them. I saved a goldfish from drowning.(I won him at a Greek Festival in Hicksville last year and I felt responsible). (He had a drinking problem, and passed out). (Good thing I was there). Anyway, basically, I'm a giver.

My Interests

spaghetti and miller genuine draft. Touching warm things with cold fingers. Numbers that are 'SAFE'. Memories that never influence dreams. That smell that occurs in your car strong like a fart-while there is a passenger next to me-and neither farted but both of us feels guilty. The size of insignificance. The art of intelligence. Equality in the coatroom. Monsters in the mazes and the fictional band SPOIM.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR GOD. or.... Merv Griffin.

Music:

Envy on the Coast. Big Wreck. Led Zeppelin. Destiny or Design. Pink Floyd. Jeff Buckley. Permanent Me. Vision of Disorder. Subject to Change. Nectaria. Spoim. Suede Pudding. Anything Ian records. DJ HO MONEY. Fisted the Bitch. Called for Cunnilingus. Lyle Lovett. Joe Walsh. THE Rolling Stones. THE Beatles. Steely Dan. Chicago. Doobie Brothers. Temple of the Dog. Jimi Hendrix. Mother Love Bone. RHCP. Stone Temple Pilots. Molly Hatchett. Smithereens. Ozzy. AC/DC. Tonic. Sublime. Spinal Tap. Any Band That Jason Sprinzens in. SOD. MOD. Black Flag. The Talking Heads. Bee Gees. The Crue. STP. Tommy Tutone. Men at Work. Buggles. Asia. Paul McCartney. Seals and Crofts. Tom Petty. Fleetwood Mac. Boston. Yes. Rush. Metallica. Kinks. Cars. Doors. Kool and the Gang. Original Wanker. Soundgarden. Tool. Eagles. Early Genesis. Sabbath. Zappa. Toto. Albert Lee. Steve Morse. Van Halen. Peter Gabriel. Frampton. The Spinners. Red Rider. The Firm. More Bone. MFU. Any project that Jason Crosby is in because HE is the SHIT... Maybe The Twelve... NOT BOX SPRING HOG. NOT KISS.

Movies:

The Deer Hunter. The Godfather(1 and 2-not3). Taxi Driver. Mean Streets. Pulp Fiction. Glen Gary Glen Ross. Lust in the Afternoon(I used to whack it to this when I was 12). PI. The Wall. The Song Remains The Same. Hedwig. Waiting. Goodfellas. Singles. Strange Brew. The Last Waltz. The Kids are Alright.

Television:

LOST...DUH... SportsChannel... SNY... NFL Channel... HBO on Sunday nights...

Books:

All Dan Brown books.

Heroes:

Jimmy Page. Ian Thornley. Les McCann. John Lennon. Alan Silverman. The dude who invented the low B string. All the felt lovers out there. Leo Fender. Les Paul. That 3 year old kid that can solve the Rubix Cube in 34 seconds. Jeff Saturday. Jason Sprinzens sponsor(good luck). Scott McIntosh. Brett Favre. Rocco Siffreti. Ben Franklin. Bud Weiser. Bud Dwyer. Bud Bundy. Buddy Hackett. Buddy Holley. Samuel L. Jackson(-for bringing back the word MOTHERFUCKER). My MOM-(R.I.P.).