About 3/4 of the websites returned by google when you search for my name are me. The rest appear to be about some guy who attended East Carolina University, which seems like a made up place to me, since I cannot find an "East" Carolina on any modern maps, and the location of the other Carolinas would indicate such a place would lie in an ocean.
So, if you have access to any small capacity deep ocean submersible crafts, please contact me so we can troll the ocean floors and rediscover this lost colony of East Carolina. We will write a book detailing the harrowing adventure, which will almost certainly include at least one battle with a giant squid, and grow rich on the royalties.
Now go read my blog.
