Get Your Own! | View Slideshow havent you heard
THAT i'M THE NEW CANCER?
never looked better
& YOU CAN'T STAND iT
.so there was this woman and she was on an airplane.and she was flying to meet her fiance seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth.she was seated next to this man she had tried to start conversations.but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his bloody mary.she was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldnt even pronounce the name of.and she was feeling very bored and despondent.and then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out.and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet.and the pilots on the microphone and hes saying.im sorry.im sorry.oh mygodand apologizing.and she looks at the man and says.where are we going? and he looks at her and he says.were going to aparty.its a birthday party.its your birthday party.happy birthday darling.we love you veryveryveryveryveryveryverymuch. AV_layouts