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&lt;THE CAKE IS A LIE&gt;

I am the hate you try to hide

About Me

Trust me.....You probably don't want to know. Get out while you can. Just look away. I shouldn't even be doing any of this. Infecting you poor, defensless people with my insanity. I'm a disease. A fucking virus. You'll get sick just reading this infectious bullshit. What I really need is a warning, tatooed on my ass. SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Prolonged exposure may cause blindness, insanity, birth defects, cancer, aids. Product may contain trace amounts of the eboala virus. My thoughts are acidic, acrid, flesh eating. Dont read any of this. Two or three simple sentences pass my lips and already you've lost as many brain cells as drinking Everclear mixed with arsenic. I'm a fucking walking biohazard. As I write this im building up a virus count. Two years from now the entire city of eugene will be wiped out by a plague. 100% mortality rate and no cure in sight. epicenter, Me. They will have to Nuke the entire northwest just to get rid of my ass. I am Joe's pesky little brain tumor. And just for the record, the weather today is slightly dejected with a good chance of depression and hostility. Here......This is latest peice of art I've done. A better Version exsists of this in which I toned down the JPEG distortions and added a softer touch to the sand. But ENJOY none the less The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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My Interests

Making music. Art, reading, other stuff. causing the collaps of human civilization. Cannabalism. Alchemy. getting your sister to start her own porn site. General mayem. Rioting. Looting. (is it obvious that im not taking this seriously yet?) buggery. reading. drawing and animating my own cartoons. beating up your mom. acting like a kid. pondering the meaning of life. intellect and nihalism. robbing banks. getting cancer. dying. being reincarnated as an insect. flying right into your eye causing you to go blind. Living like there is no tommarow. stealing your grandmothers car. poisoning the homless. typing with one hand while smoking. (which is why half of this is probably misspelled)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. I doesnt really matter. I'm not picky about who I associate with. I generally tend to like most people I meet. (MOST being the operative, not all) Mabey meet some nice girl. Give relationships another shot ....I dont know. Like minded people. Get in contact with a few mental patients with computer privliges....

Music:

Lately I've beeen litening to alot of metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Grindcore, Bands like Dimmu Borgir, Lamb of God, Dying Fetus, Chimera, Opeth, Otep, Middin, Job, The Acacia Strain, Goatwhore, Napalm Deth, Unearth, Nile, Katclysm, Arch Enemy, 3 Inches of Blood, Job for a Cowboy, GWAR, Behemoth.Others include Tool first and fore most (Danny Carry is the god of drums) Lots of Industrial, NIN, Front 242, X Marks the Ped Walk, Mostly any late 80's early 90's grunge rock, Nirvana, Sound Garden, Old post punk and dark wave, Joy Division, Bahaus, Sisters of Mercy, Tones on Tail, Dead Can Dance, Fad Gadget, Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, She Wants Revenge, Alot of other New Post Punk bands, Shoegazer shit like My Bloody Valentine, Indie rock, I cannot Fucking stand Rap, Pop Rock makes me want to vomit (my roomate draged me to a Fall Out Boy concert, It was ok.....). Um.... Yeah. Oh and Primus. And System of a Down (dont ask why, Ive got a thing for wierd metal bands)

Movies:

Classic ass zombie flick are where its at. And the Remake of Dawn of the Dead was great. Any of Terry Giliums films. Stanly Kubrick.Fight Club. Fear and Loathing in LasVegas. Anime. Akira, Ghost in the shell (Shirow Masemune is a genius) Horror. Comedy. Wierd Indie movies and Student films.

Television:

[Cartoon] [Network (I love to watch Adult Swim at work) History Channel....Um...Yeah. I dont ever really watch T.V.]

Books:

Just.......alot.....yeah

Heroes:

[All my Heros] are now dead or in Rehab....so...yeah

My Blog

[0923070748P] False Gods and Death Squads! (road trip part one)

Too many puppies are trained to Kill&&&.. Or at least that's the idea that Mr. Les Claypol, Primus and Otep are attempting instill in my mind at the moment.        ...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

[102806SAT738]A

So once again I cant seem to respond to any of my mail. So to all of those who have sent me anything lately (namely Brandon) I'll write you in a day or so XP...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PST

If you say your goth you had better be a building

[6276TUE447]A I was walking along downtown the other day and passed by a group of kids. All of which were wearing basically the same outfit, all black, and it was HOT out. As I passed I heard one of t...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST

Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains

[6256SUN916]AI'm so tired of all this shit. Someone just needs to kill me. Blow my ass away.Tired of being alone.Tired of being depressed.Tired of feeling everything so fucking deeply. It cuts me to t...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

And all the love in the world.........

[6146WED728]PWord from to wiseDont EVER rub, scratch, or touch your eyes when you have titanium white on your hands. I couldent see for about an hour and OH MAN did it hurt.I was working on a new pain...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:30:00 PST

Best time of my life

  [NIN FUCKING ROCKED IT] _+88_______________________________ _+880_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ __+880______________________...
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

MYAfterWOrKRaNTsAboUtNothinG

"This is not really the kind of shit you can get away with and have no damage done!" So I just got off work and its 7am. Im totally drained but still sitting here writting this bs about nothing in ......
Posted by [[THE CAKE IS A LIE]] on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:30:00 PST