Maurice

The Name Is Maurice
I'm a monster
I live under your bed.Unless you wanna turn into a monster too or have a nice set of horn I suggest you don't go underthere when the sun is coming up
Scaring kids and trouble is my job,it's my blood
Getting kids in trouble like pissing in there apple juice putting paint of there walls, putting peanut butter on phones, plastic on toliets, and shaving their cats
I live In a world where I have the time of my life.
Where there is no parents did you hear me? I said i said no parents,Games like MONSTER BALL-trashing shit breaking shit and then putting shit back,Food where there is every craving you ever craved ever flavor you ever flaved. It's about staying up late, leaving your clothes where ever you wanna leave em, watching what ever you wanna watch on tv, you wanna watch Letterman? you wanna watch the play boy channle? it's about never cleaning up after you eat, never worrying about being on time.It's total 100% unadulterated wheres the beef anarchy, It's about freedom, freedom to live life the way the creaters of this world intended WHAT GOES ON DOWN THERE IS EVERY KIDS FANTASY
Really Don't like when people are pissed at me so I hope it will help the BOO BOO if I said I was sorry.ahaha
Snik Broke my horn (That hunchback bitch)
When it comes to girls I'm kinda wart and mole kinda guy
The only monsters that look like me are only the GOOD LOOKING ONES,Unless your hansome and georges like me or hansome hansome and Georges like me=) because all you are is ugly babe
Brian was Probably one of the bestest uglylest friends I ever had. I miss that kid and my jacket
Double A Battries constipate me
I grew horns due to a case of bad light
I'm really funny or I try to be and very hyper, but when it comes to emotional shit I'm not really good at it, and DON'T EVER EVER GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLDED WITH A VICTAM
I'm the reason kids get locked in their rooms, Why Brothers hate there sisters why parents send their kids back to camp.Shit like that
I hate Light it turns me into clothes and sun kills. literally.
Remember where theres a bed theres a way. and the names Maurice and I'll caught ya later ahhhhaha;)