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Alkie

I like driving through Puddles!

About Me


Most of the people that know me, think I'm a loser and only hang around with me becase they feel sorry for me. Don't let this put you off, I really want to be your friend in this bizarre world of mycunts.com. After several months of not having much in this bit of my page, I thought it right to write something a bit more substantial. Not that you'll read it, you're probably too busy clicking on "view more pics"! Anyway, "Stop fucking around and have some fun, give the closest person to you a hug and start growing your own vegetables. A self sufficient society is one that does not have to rely on mother fuckers in power. People who want power shouldn't have it"! oh and one last thing "if you laugh at yourself you will laugh last!" LIFE IS TOO SHORT!!! Take it easy babies.......write soon!

T Twisted
W Wired
A Astonishing
T Tempting

ALKIE KONG.....UGH!

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My Interests

I play frisbee when I can and make music. I'm a.k.a. Puke Digitale and mostly make electronic music on my computer, my latest tune is on this page. I also have get togethers with the reverend u v mahoney (performing as the savvy bumpkins) to make noise that doesn't really fall into any catagory.

I am also a part time BMX'er, and a member of an exclusive club called "The BMX Twats" which involves doing stupid stunts and falling off.

Drinking and going to pubs/clubs, dancing etc.... Spending time with my real friends, getting wasted and travelling around the world!Countries I've been to so far:- Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Spain, France, Portugal, Greece, Italy, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Belgium, Holland, Germany, Mexico, America, Thailand, Guatemala, Honduras, El Slavador and Nicaragua

I'd like to meet:

My doom

Music:

Beta Band, Freestylers, Chemical Brothers, Luke Slater, Laurent Garnier, Pulp Fusion compos, Air, Roots Manuva, Gold Frapp, Buena Vista Social Club, Ninja Tune, DJ Shadow, Stevie Wonder, Muddy Waters, Fela Kuti, Lead belly, Aphex Twin, Square Pusher, Plump DJ's, Basement Jaxx, Death In Vegas, Massive Attack, Jurrassic 5, Nightmares On Wax, DJ Food, DJ Format, Prodigy, Daft Punk, St etienne, Bichi, Boom Bip, Plaid, Boards of Canada, Elevator, Mouse on Mars, 73 Volts, Kraftwerk, Beck, Add n to X, Bloc Party, KRS one, BDP, Scott la Rock etc.., De La Soul, Buck 65, DJ Vadim, Frog Pocket,Hardfloor, Hot chip, Manu Chao, LTJ Bukem, King Biscuit Time, Lamb, Mogwai, errr can't think of the others at the moment, watch this space......

Check out my own music at http://www.myspace.com/pukedigitale

and my bands stuff at http://www.myspace.com/savvybumpkins

slsk ID: nubuoy

Logstoff ID: bugipu

Movies:

L'haine, 9 Queens, Zatochi, amores perros, 'O brother where art thou, dancer in the dark, city of god, amilie, fear and loathing in las vegas, Dirty Pretty Things, Vanishing Point (original), ghostbusters, short circuit, WIERD SCIENCE and of course the pilot episode of knight rider - feature length (comedy genius).

Television:

the drug of the nation, breeding ingnorance and feeding radiation.

****PLAY ME****

Books:

Cosmicomics, Disco Biscuits, Have Gun Will Travel, The Acid House, The Beach, IT, E, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cosmos and i like ones with pictures in too!

Heroes:

MEL www.myspace.com/pukedigitale, www.quisquilloso.co.uk, coffee, cigarettes, music, sunshine, sunrise, sunset, sea, frisbee and inventors!

My Blog

BYE BYE ENGLAND, HELLO COSTA RICA!!!

Hey babies,I'm down to my last 2 weeks in the UK before I jet off to sunny (and rainy) Costa Rica. I'm gonna be volunteering in an orphanage in San Jose the capital for 6 months. Afterwards going to b...
Posted by Alkie on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

Why are you on my space??

1. Bored 2. disillusioned with reality 3. socially inept 4. you did it when you were drunk 5. your mates told you too 6. all of the above (applies to me) ...
Posted by Alkie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST