I was the adopted son of a poor black family. I did not feel as if I fit in with my family, so I set off into the world to find out what was missing from my life. Taking a job as a "gas station" attendant, I began to learn the ways of the world...and some of the downsides. I went on to be a weight-guesser at a fair, and then a successful inventor.
.. This is the shit... ..
It really is a small world...