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Kate the Snake

Word.

About Me

I'm lazy. I love kitties. I drink too much. Toilet humor is the best. Farts are always funny. I enjoy gossip. I love the beach, camping, road trips, etc. I adore my family and friends.

My Interests

CURRENT MOON moon phases

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Neil Young, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Police, Lucero, Ani DiFranco, Pat Benetar, Sleater-Kinney, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Belly, Throwing Muses, Portishead, P J Harvey, Beastie Boys, Faith No More, Rasputina, Cat Power, The Who, Radiohead, Elastica, Bob Dylan, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Hole, Cake, Guns N Roses, Black Sabbath, Tenacious D, Modest Mouse, AC/DC, Amy Winehouse, motown in general, and much, much more.

Movies:

American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Session 9, 12 Monkeys, Nightmare on Elm Street (all of them), Halloween, The Innocents, Rosemary's Baby, K-Pax, I Heart Huckabees, Elizabethtown, Old School, Super Troopers, Waiting, Orange County, High Fidelity, The Shining, Pet Cemetery, The Omen, The Exorcist, Waking Life, Unbreakable, The Others, Lady in the Water, The Village, The Departed, and the list goes on.
Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego?

Television:

The Office, 30 Rock, Prison Break, South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Law & Order SVU, um, Criminal Minds, Cold Case Files, etc., etc.

Books:

Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, The Secret Life of Bees, She's Come Undone, mostly anything by John Irving, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Lovely Bones, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Ishmael, The Story Of B, After Dachau, Jodi Picoult, and some other stuff.

Heroes:

The Coz

My Blog

Colorgenics again.

Everyone feels despondent at times and you are no exception. You are feeling so depressed because it seems that everything that could go wrong has gone wrong and you don't quite know which way to turn...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

I would like to complain about the following things.

1. When driving in a parking lot, please obey the painted lines. At one time or another we all agreed that these rules would benefit the safety and flow of traffic. It doesn't work if 75% of drivers c...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

Pics from the party.

Here are a couple that Leanne sent me. If anyone has more, please send. I know there must be a ton of them. *cough* lorri....
Posted by Kate the Snake on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

Freakishly Accurate

Ok, I don't completely agree with the first paragraph...but the rest is right on.You Have a Phlegmatic TemperamentMild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.You are very consistent - bo...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

I'll spare you this bulletin...

1. What are your siblings middle names? Patrick 2. Where is your dad right now?Drinking himself to death in a trailer park somewhere in Florida. 3. What was the last thing you said?No Monty! 4. Whe...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

So, yeah.

After being out of work for a few days, I came back to find out that my boss has pretty much quit. It's on the hush-hush, and upper-management is still saying that he is on a leave of absence, but I t...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

Mitch Continued

You know when you go to a concert like punk-rock and the kids get on stage and they jump into the crowd? People think that's dangerous, but not me... because humans are made of 95% water, so the audie...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg :-)

Animals Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I said, "You fuckers don't farm! C'mon, what about some celery? I like carrot...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

A Day For Firsts

I saw maggots. For the first fucking time ever in my life. I am completely scarred and can't get the sight of the squiggly little nasty disgusting oh my god I'm gonna puke things out of my head. They ...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:27:00 PST

Droppin Deuce at Yo Jobby-Job

How To Poop At Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves other...
Posted by Kate the Snake on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:15:00 PST