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About Me

I'm 6'11" formerly from Yugoslavia but now I live in the good ole' U S of A!!!! My hobbies include playing basketball for the Boston Celtics from 1993-1997. I also like smoking and hunting buffalo with a pitchfork. I have a huge furnace in my house which i use to burn the bodies of infant children!! ;) i love to hear them scream!!

My Interests

Besides BBALL, hunting buffalo with pitchforks, and murdering children...I like to spend my time throwing rocks at the moon and swearing at cattle. On Tuesday I like to wear my special hat made out of used toilet seat covers and leprechaun's gold.

I'd like to meet:

A nice girl who wants to make some infants for me to throw in my furnace!!!

Music:

I listen to the music the enchanted elves sing to me by my window every night before i go to sleep. They have the most beautiful voices...sounds like infants being thrown into a furnace!

Movies:

I have many home movies of babies in furnaces that I would love to share!

Television:

The View and Oprah

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Teenage Girl's Soul

Heroes:

Anyone who's ever thrown a baby into a furnace

My Blog

Don't lick me. Ever.

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Posted by Dino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All the world's problems could be solved....

...by throwing babies into furnaces!!!
Posted by Dino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST