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Jonathan

I'm not Mexican.

About Me

Oh crap I hate this. I never now what to say or where to start. Okay I'm 24. I live in Wichita, KS. I'm half Filipino, half white. I'm engaged. I work for Farmland Foods. Not going to say what I do since I may get fired for the crap I want to say. Hell the only reason I joined this site is because Attack of the Show told me so. I'm a gamer geek, D&D geek, sci-fi geek, and I have an undying passion to kill certain celebrities.

My Interests

D&D, G4 TV, video games, Warlords, hell if its a staple of geekdom I'm there. I also love the History channel, WWII ( I have a fascination with the Nazi's). I'm also a failing Catholic but I try.

I'd like to meet:

Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Bryan Adams, Dan Brown, Madonna, Pink, the Black Eyed Peas (not the Filipino one), anyone one Fox news, The entire cast of American Idol, and Whitney Houston.....so I can kill them. I'd be happy just killing Celine Dion. I hate that woman. I mean I really hate that woman. I have reaccuring dreams that I kill her by submerging her in a vat of monkey poo. I swear to God that if I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness nothing will stop me from giving her an ultimate wedgie with piano wire.

Music:

I'm a classic rock freak. I love The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, The Clash, The Ramones, and of course late 60's Beatles. I also dig some metal like old Metallica (not new Metallica, they suck), Pantera, and System of a Down. I cried when Rage Against the Machine Broke up. I'm into some hip-hop if it makes me angry and want to kill whitey so mainly I listen to DMX and Dead Prez. I also like Mos Def, the Roots, and the Neptunes. Not Pharrel, the Neptunes. Pharrel sounds like a eunuch. Country blows, no point to the new stuff, sounds like pop rock with a fiddle and a country accent. I love the Dropkick Murphy's and the Flogging Molly's as well as a handful of Oi bands. I plan to kill Celine Dion. I did like the Black Eyed Peas until they started to act like Moby and make commercials instead of music. I give them props for putting a song with tagalog on an album. Have I mentioned that Celine Dion needs to be boiled alive in the vomit of a thousand bulimics?

Movies:

Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Serenity, Equilibrium, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, How High and any movie that has an orignal thought.

Television:

I watch South Park, House, Mind of Mencia, American Dad, Robot Chicken and Family Guy when I get the chance. I watch the Daily Show and Colbert Nation religously. I love the Discovery Times Channel, History Channel and G4. The Attack of the Show is freakin sweet. I also like X-Play but my fiancee hates the chick on the show.

Books:

I love Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, all the sci-fi greats. Other than I mostly read Mad magazines and the Bible in the bathroom. Nothing helps move the bowles better than Spy vs. Spy and Exodus. LET MY PEOPLE....(grunt)...GO!

Heroes:

John Stewart for being a funny Jew. Stephen Colbert for being a funny Catholic. George Carlin for keeping the Pope funny.

My Blog

Crap I've joined

Ah hell.  After much prompting from AOTS...DAMN YOU....I've joined this friggin site.  Well maybe more people like me hate garden gnomes and want to kill Celine Dion.  I already hate th...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:44:00 PST