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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever taught this kid to play. He rocks! I can't even teach my kids to throw their dirty clothes near the washing machine.

Music:

Neil Young, Eagles, Beatles, Bad Company and Paul Rodgers other stuff, SRV, Eric Clapton, Lightnin' Hopkins, Buddy Guy, 311, Anything with Barney in it, old stuff from Ozzy.

Movies:

Matchstick Men. Runaway Jury. Devil's Advocate. Apocalypse Now. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels. Small Farm Animals in Bondage. Disney movies.

Television:

"The Office" "Las Vegas" The one with Ted Danson as a shrink Rachel Ray-cooking anything ..

Books:

John Steinbeck (anything from) When I read Grapes of Wrath, I catch myself hoarding groceries & budgeting better. Dave Barry's books & columns, also. "Foxfire" books, which I can only find at HPB nowadays.

Heroes:

All of my football coaches. I have plenty of shortcomings, but I'm much better off today because of their influence.

My Blog

Class reunion

I am skipping the class reunion. It's been 20 years since we graduated in '86 and I have seen a handful of My old classmates. Our paths have crossed in Bars, grocery stores, and plenty on the int...
Posted by john on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST