Words of Wisdom |
Words of Wisdom
1. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 3. It ain't t...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:50:00 GMT |
Actual articals published in Newspapers |
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Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:29:00 GMT |
My Theory of Life |
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:46:00 GMT |
Questions Read Carefully (joke) |
Subject: QuestionsWIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:02:00 GMT |
The Men Club Commandments |
The 37 rules to being a 'Man' !!!1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.-...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:52:00 GMT |
Yet another Joke from Jason |
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.The mom sees her son quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts....... |
..............Deep Thoughts.............If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still hav...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
..........If men OR Chelley ran the world.......... |
..........If men OR Chelley ran the world..........1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.2. Birth control would ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
Jason's Joke of the Week |
..........Why Some Guys are Quite in Bed..........Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
Hello |
Hey Thanks for stoping by.... I'll post again laterThanks,- CJ
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:42:00 GMT |
