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Keenenwah

Stronger than Hawkings joystick finger

About Me

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well, i`m a legend in my own lunchtime :D
driven by stubborness to succeed at everything, i like to find out quickly if i`ll be any good at something so i don`t waste time fighting a losing battle. losing is bad.
got a degree in computer animation and currently applying for jobs in that area.. so games or movies it is then! as long as it`s challenging and will entertain people, i don`t mind :)
i detest political correctness. don't get me wrong, i'm all about manners, but some people sit round waiting to be offended and these people.... well, they can fuck off, there are bigger things to worry about than whether "foreign" is more offensive than "international"... seriously, who gives a shit? plus i've found that non-pc things usually get a bigger laugh, so that`s always good :D
so basically, under this abrasive exterior is an alright guy pretending to be a fucker to remind everyone that the REAL joke is people who say the same things i do.. but actually mean them :D
... and under that alright guy is a core collection of rants just waiting to spew forth.
in time my pretties.... in time.

My Interests

working out, animation, music, wrestling, coffee, jokes that everyone else complains about so they feel better about themselves.... after they've finished laughing. hypocrites.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can tolerate me (well that`s the target audience sufficiently narrowed, i think i`ll have a sandwich)

Music:

anything as long as it's done well. Mainly i like the heavier side of life, but i'll listen to anything that took effort or that at least has a point.

Movies:

contemporary Japanese cinema for its style and presentation Tarantino/Kevin Smith for the scripts Pixar so i can sit nudging whoever's next to me going "hey.... wanna know how they did that??" oh, and Final Fantasy: Advent Children - officially the sexiest looking cg movie so far. anything that pushes a button.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, ren & stimpy, old cartoons in general, Frasier, Scrubs, wrestling.

Books:

sadly i don`t get time to read very often. mainly i`ll read biographies of people i`m interested in or software training books.

Heroes:

everyone i know inspires me in some way.

My Blog

New Animation

it`s finally done!!!!"Asimov" is a collaboration between myself and Tim Wright (visit his site www.coldstorage.org.uk), who produced the music for such classic games as Lemmings, WipeOut, Shadow of th...
Posted by Keenenwah on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

go team terror!!

so here we are, 5 years on. 1826 days, 43,824 hours, 2,629,440 minutes and now it`s time for a reminder... like anyone had been allowed to forget in the first place.been working on this story for 5 ye...
Posted by Keenenwah on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST

"a place for friends"

friends eh?" *whoever* has 847 friends".... really?girls -  you`ve increased your odds of being pestered by a shifty mouse jockey. revel in the "wow!!11 ur so sexxxxy" comments for the brief time...
Posted by Keenenwah on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

How to make the world cup interesting

Rooney, through on goal in the dying seconds of the final, it`s 1-1.He rounds the keeper, winds up.....and stops the ball underfoot. He turns around, pulls his shirt off to reveal opposition colours, ...
Posted by Keenenwah on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST

holes

massive holes.and i sweat the small stuff.
Posted by Keenenwah on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

May the 5th be with you

... it`s just not the same.
Posted by Keenenwah on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:59:00 PST