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George W.

Keepin terrorism and gays in check since 2000

About Me

I am the president. I like democracy. Freedom is important. I am the decider. That means that I decide things. I decide things about America, cause I'm the President.

My Interests

Spreading democracy, fighting terrorism, keeping America safe, oil, praying, I enjoy the occasional scuba, I like my ranch, I like horses and cows (I'm a farm'n guy!) Keeping those dirty Liberals out of my business, watching FOX news, and Walker Texas Ranger.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, All of the Mud people so I can liberate them with a 5000 pound bunker buster of liberation. And, and freedom cause I like freedom. And black people suck!

Music:

Led Zepplin, Yanni, Kanye West, and the musical stylings of John Ashcroft.

Movies:

Mission Impossible, Red Scorpion, anything that my pal, the late Ronold Regan was in, The 10 commandments, Ben Hur (cause Chuck Heston has my back!) Old Westerns, Karate Kid, The Neverending Story, and anything with Chuck Norris in it.

Television:

2 words,.. FOX!!

Books:

I only watch TV.

Heroes:

George Bush Sr, Ronald Regan, Henry Kissinger, Dick Chaney, Donald Rumsfield, Irving and Bill Kristol, ol' turd blossom (that's you, Karl!!) my momma, and all of my other fellow PNAC buddies!!